Poll: First Kiss.

[Erja_Perttu]

I was seven and he asked me to be his boyfriend. So I went around his house and we kissed over a bowl of jelly babies. I later broke up with him because he broke my microscope.

 

[GackleBlax]

Haven't had one. Probably never will..
Understandable I guess..

Seeming your avatar.

 

[GackleBlax]

Mine was quite special. It was with a girl I had liked for a while, which was nice. I walked her home one night, and we kissed right outside her house.

The funny part is, I don't recall having gum in my mouth before the kiss, and yet afterwards ....

RIGHT ON MAN! SCORE!!

 

[MrNades]

lol I remember mine.... she bit me slightly.

 

[Chrissyluky]

I remember my first kiss wasnt really that magical to me but i guess some people hold it special.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Ah, my first kiss, well, we'd been seeing each othe-

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I watched as Ultra flew past the last window on the bus, and I smiled in a bittersweet sort of way. The kiss was wonderful, and I'd always remember my day with the Ultrajoe.

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I thought we agreed that this would by a private love, my sweet.

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

With my first girlfriend. And I asked her if I could. Sigh... so sad.

 

[Labyrinth]

Ah, my first kiss, well, we'd been seeing each othe-

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I watched as Ultra flew past the last window on the bus, and I smiled in a bittersweet sort of way. The kiss was wonderful, and I'd always remember my day with the Ultrajoe.

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I thought we agreed that this would by a private love, my sweet.

Oh here we go. Now it'll be Putin versus Ultrajoe over Nuke. I'll get the camera.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I thought we agreed that this would by a private love, my sweet.

Oh here we go. Now it'll be Putin versus Ultrajoe over Nuke. I'll get the camera.

My phallic symbol is greater. It's a chaingun chaingun. I win.

Also, my accent is the charmer.

 

[Labyrinth]

My phallic symbol is greater. It's a chaingun chaingun. I win.

Also, my accent is the charmer.

One chaingun cannot defeat the massive armies of Mother Russia. Besides, Putin's got a sweet accent anyway.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Wow! I am genuinely shocked at how many people haven't kissed anyone!

My first kiss was underneath the stairs in school. I was about 5 I think.

Hehe! But as for 'proper' kissing - under a duvet aged 14 [EDIT: Me, not the duvet]

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

I regret my first kiss. She's a super ***** now.

 

[Crowghast]

I thought we agreed that this would by a private love, my sweet.

Oh here we go. Now it'll be Putin versus Ultrajoe over Nuke. I'll get the camera.

My phallic symbol is greater. It's a chaingun chaingun. I win.

Also, my accent is the charmer.

The accent can be argued.

"I ahm beeg swarthee RAHSHUN, I kom here to, mehbee, defeet the OOLTRAHJOE."

Beat that phonetic accent.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Haven't had one. Probably never will..
Understandable I guess..

Seeming your avatar.

Not even that.
I don't have a very favored personality..

 

[Julianking93]

not had mine yet X3

"surely not!" i hear you all cry, but its true i havent even held hands with anyone yet

ah well, c'est la vie

Haven't had mine yet :b

I share this post with Sky14kemea

You can laugh all you want but I dont care. Plus I dont count little pecks from when I was 6 as a kiss.

 

[Wilfy]

About two and a half months ago with my then-girlfriend. We were watching the first Fast and Furious (she did want to watch it), but I only realised after she had left that it is probably the least romantic film ever. Oh well, t'was good

 

[BoxCutter]

Don't really remember mine, the two that I'm trying to pinpoint sort of overlapped. And both are not very attractive now, so i'm sol either way.

 

[erridgeman]

Haven't had one. Won't have one. Will die a miserable bastard at the age 46.

HA lolz, seems to me that most of my friends my friends had theirs at a relatively young age mine as i said before was at 16 but the friends were around the 12 age so i suppose the next question is what is the 'right' age to have your 'first kiss' and what constitutes as your 'first kiss'? I suppose what we should say is that our 'first kiss' is the first kiss we have with a person that we want an intimate relationship with BUT then we have to go back to the age thing when can you call them 'boyfriend and girlfriend'? there are lots of problems!! ^_^

 

[deletemeplease107]

Hrmmm does a girl teaching you how to kiss considered "your first kiss"

 

[Kyletacullar]

My first kiss made a lass a lesbian. Same with the second. I've only had one relationship where it didn't end with the girl switching sexualities. Therefore, I've deduced that I'm either the unluckiest bastard around, or I'm very very bad at kissing or rather effeminate.

So, you're what we call a gaytalyst... Har har harrr... (Wednesday midnight humour)

Back to the topic, it's probably too late for an edit to my first post, so I'll say this: I also distinctly remember my other "first" kiss. It was a girl I'd had a crush on for six years. We were in the same class, but I never actually mustered up the courage to ask her out, and whenever I tried talking to her I couldn't get more than two sentences out before panicking and running away or someone more interesting chatting her up.
And then, one day, she had the cutest haircut, and looked so hot, so I decided to do it. I just walked up to her and kissed her. She kissed back and it was so passionate and romantic, all my fantasies come true!

And... uh... Then I woke up. My second best-remembered dream.

Wah Waahhhhhhhhh...

nothing here yet, not suprised. Most girls are scared of my height and theres the fact I can't speak around them, so YAY I'm GIRL-RETARDED ^_^