Well you're not that bad, 'cos from the artstyle, I was expecting massive dongs on that first pic.Paragon Fury said:Well, I'll let you judge for yourself by looking at what I like. 'Cause your scale is confusing.
NSFW - Duh
Well you're not that bad, 'cos from the artstyle, I was expecting massive dongs on that first pic.Paragon Fury said:Well, I'll let you judge for yourself by looking at what I like. 'Cause your scale is confusing.
NSFW - Duh
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW00slash00 said:i mean, i have to give the mage points for originality, but im not sure how effective motorboating will be as a tactic for battling the undeadMetalix Knightmare said:Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:
I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.
By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.
For a while I was going what the hell did I just watch? Then I realised it was actually pretty funny and entertaining.Leemaster777 said:This is one of my favorite animes:
Judge for yourself.
My favourite names for vagina?RicoGrey said:I love you with all my penis.Durgiun said:I am my own category, really. There's a reason why Captain Hero is my avatar.
Also, what is YOUR favorite thing to call vagina?
I think you and I have much in common. It was things like this that vastly entertained my ex-girlfriend.kouriichi said:Ladies, whats got two thumbs and goes to town like an "All you can eat Buffet"? ;D This guy~!
its why my wife fell so head over heels for me. But im a good perv. Not the dirty kind. I'll tell a woman how nice her arse is before i stare at it for 5 minutes straight. You know, to gauge if its ok to stare or not.
But im not big on porn. In fact, i refuse to have it on my main comp, because of the chance that viruses will follow.
Im the kinda perv you'll allow around your girlfriend, just because you know i wont do anything more then a raunchy pickup line. "You know what we have in common? ;D Wanting to see me nude." <-- That one works almost every time.
I'm not sure what kind of men would feel welcome. Is this a game about horribly disfigured women?!pwnatornr1 said:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW00slash00 said:i mean, i have to give the mage points for originality, but im not sure how effective motorboating will be as a tactic for battling the undeadMetalix Knightmare said:Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:
[Terrifying Pic Snip]
I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.
By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.
Exaggerated perspective maybe, due to one of the characters leaning back? The other character does not seem as badly out of proportion. That axe head looks to be of an exaggerated size because it is closer. Remember this is fan art based on the characters in the game.Phasmal said:I'm not sure what kind of men would feel welcome. Is this a game about horribly disfigured women?!pwnatornr1 said:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW00slash00 said:i mean, i have to give the mage points for originality, but im not sure how effective motorboating will be as a tactic for battling the undeadMetalix Knightmare said:Well, considering one game I'm eagerly waiting to play has two characters that look like THIS:
[Terrifying Pic Snip]
I'll just let you all guess where I stand on the choices.
By the way, the name of the game is Dragon's Crown, it is NOT a pornographic game, and the Amazon IS wearing a chainmail thong. You're welcome men.
Because I dont know about you, but my head is certainly bigger than my knee.
I'm always turned off by guys who like breasts that would be a physical hindrance to the person owning them, too...
But seriously- why are their heads so tiny?!?!?
It's called Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. It's by Gainax, the same guys who did Neon Genesis Evangelion and Gurren Laggan.Ultratwinkie said:What is the name of that Anime? I have a feeling I seen someone mention it before.Leemaster777 said:This is one of my favorite animes:
SNIP
Judge for yourself.
Even leaning back, it does look pretty damn off to me. I didn't know it was fan-art, thought it was game art.ph0b0s123 said:Exaggerated perspective maybe, due to one of the characters leaning back? The other character does not seem as badly out of proportion. That axe head looks to be of an exaggerated size because it is closer. Remember this is fan art based on the characters in the game.
Also it's a drawing and not real. If real women looked like this it would be disgusting. It is similar to a caricature of someone that exaggerates parts of their anatomy. There are artists who do this in most major cities and who exaggerate chins noses, etc in the pictures they do. People need to work out that finding a drawing pleasing does not correlate to finding the real world equivalent pleasing. That's is the difference between fantasy and reality.
I don't get why a site populated by gamers find this hard to understand. I enjoy doing things in games I would never want to do / find abhorrent in real life. That's because it is fantasy....
And being turned off by people who like overly large big breasts. The real question is would you be being bothered by people who like overly large breast in the first place?
My mind... What have you done to it!? What I just watched is simply one of weirdest things ever...Leemaster777 said:This is one of my favorite animes:
Judge for yourself.
Thank you for that Game of Thrones/Song of ice and fire reference works quite well here.Luke3184 said:Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stile her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I closed my eyes, but I could still see her tits bouncing. When I was 10, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat sh*t. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was 12 I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald men cry into the turtle stew, which I believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
This would be what I consider a casual weekend....
One day I'll have to tell you all about the burlesque tent, Gary the unicorn and those charming cougers.