The personality of me (Mountbatten) consists of flamboyant narcissism, and no one doubts my Englishness (part Germanic origin aside).Woodsey said:Nonsense - he's far too flamboyant and narcissistic to be one us.
Well, I'd imagine that God, being omniscient and a wrathful tool against any nationality he doesn't own, would be Australian. After all, who else but an omniscient being would think of monotremes? Or create tourist-eating drop-bears, or put one of the deadliest spiders in the world in a populated city?Javarock said:All, Why would he just be one?
JimbobDa3rd said:Almost fell for it... clever troll but you overplayed your hand in the second paragraph.
(Dear mods I realise even responding to this probably puts me in line for a 3 day forum ban (or worse its been awhile since Ive fully read the posting rules) and as long as this guy gets the ban aswell I will happily serve my sentence)
It's called a joke, last time I checked humour isn't against the Escapist rules.BehattedWanderer said:Also, obvious troll is obvious, and troll begets troll.
So he is British then.ace_of_something said:Abrahamic God is literally described as a light that makes you feel at peace, happy and forgetting all abandonment.
So... really pale? I mean it is giving off blinding light.
God (Jhawe) created man in his image. By that default we can assume the he looks human. He also made them in the Middle-East, so I would guess that he some ties there, which means that he probably looks Middle-Eastern. It's extremely simple and it could be a good deep discussion if this were such a site for it.ZeroMachine said:Oh, god, this is just a horrible idea.
If there is some form of god, he wouldn't be a race. He wouldn't even be human.
Still, horrible, horrible idea. Impending un(?)intentional racism in 3... 2... 1...
Holy Grail joke? Or am I missing something.Dango said:I'd imagine he'd be very, very British.