Poll: Porn or ponies

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DustyDrB

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I have walked in on three different friends beating their meat, one of them three times (and one of those times to Amazonion hentai porn. I'm gonna be honest, I just stood there silently behind him for a bit because there is nothing to prepare you for that sort of thing).

But if I walked in on a friend watching My Little Pony. Well...I'd be labeled a troll here if I were honest about what I'd do.
 

jdogtwodolla

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If I caught My friend watching porn, he would probably have out his (not sure if I can use the D word here). Not so with Ponies.
 

viranimus

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Honestly? I cant answer. I mean the question is technically biased, because yanno, what if your such a gigantic troll and massive prick that your unable to have friends. Hard to walk in on a friend doing something when you have none to walk in on right?

Honestly? Ponies. Bronies to me seem like almost fringe furries that are inappropriately anthromorphizing char traits onto animated chars that were never intended.

Which, I sort of blame Disney for the Bronies and furrehs for that matter. I mean history has shown us that it seems to be a natural thing to develop attraction to personality traits. So we have long seen the "Betty Rubble was hot" sort of tropes for decades now. So When you raise generations on Anthromorphized animated animal chars much as what has been the disney bread and butter for almost a century it seems impossible to avoid more unnatural connections from forming. So seeing a rash of 20 somethings so addicted to a show for little girls in my mind makes a clear cut co relation to something more abstract and unnatural.

At least with porn its a pretty common if not natural occurrence/desire. I mean porn has been with us since the first cave drawings, bizarrely devotional fascination and attachments to animated chars is a much more modern affair.
 

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PayneTrayne said:
If I walked in on someone watching porn, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone watching ponies, I wouldn't really care.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching porn I'd feel awkward.
If I walked in on someone, dick in hand, watching ponies I'd be afraid.
Yeah, when you see someone jacking to porn, politely turn around, leave, close the door behind you, and never speak of it again. When you see someone jacking to Friendship is Magic, sprint, don't bother with the door, and take a shower when you get home.
 

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tracer_au said:
Well i would say neither but your poll doesnt have that option. Adults like sex and all sorts likes MLP, so to find one of my friends watching either one would not surprise me in the slightest.

Now if they were watching porn ABOUT ponies then i would be sufficiently freaked out.
Rule 34, where are you???

there you are, you little bastard!
http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/2786904/MLP+Porn/
 

Slayer_2

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Porn would be no surprise, and it'd only get awkward if they were wanking it.

Ponies... Well, I'd lose some respect for them and proceed to tease them.

And a combination of both... I'd tell them to seek help.

Captain Pirate said:
I'm sorry, but you guys would be disturbed to find your friend watching porn?
If said friend was female, then I would be surprised to find her watching porn, but if they were male it would be disturbing if they didn't watch porn.
Chicks don't watch porn.

I guarantee more of my male friends watch porn (most of them) than ponies (hopefully none of them).
 

JediMB

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*clicks the brony option for fun, despite not really being offended*

There's really nothing wrong with either porn or pony, so I wouldn't exactly be shocked.

The difference is that if it was porn I'd go somewhere else (haven't watched porn with a friend since 1996), and if it was pony I'd join in the watching.
 

kouriichi

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Id laugh and join them if it was ponies.

Id laugh and join them if it was..... Ponies. Id be slightly disgusted if it was porn, but all my friends are the type of people to watch it, so it wouldnt really phase me.
 

Reveras

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I am a pony pornstar and this offends me.

OT: Well I'd have to say none, but if you'd force my hand I guess ponies would be the weirder one.
 

trollnystan

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Where's the "neither" option? Although if I walked in on my friend watching porn then I'd be pretty embarrassed and back pedal out of there as fast as I could. If I found them watching MLP I'd squeal with joy and join them =P
 

Whit

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Slayer_2 said:
Chicks don't watch porn.
I assure you, they do, it's not borderline universal the way it is for guys, but it's a LOT more common than you think.
 

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lithium.jelly said:
Neither, to be honest. And if was porn of ponies I would go through his files to see if he had any I didn't already have. :p
thank you for fortifying that stereotype, i knew there were some of those around o.o
 
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How about, "None of these things would shock me"?

I am well aware and irritated by my friends love of ponies and we look at porn together all the time.

In fact, the one place I can enjoy ponies with him just so happens to be the porn...
 

Denariax

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If they were masturbating, ponies.

If they weren't, porn.

I'd be sufficiently creeped out if it was this way.
 

Freechoice

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emeraldrafael said:
Pony Porn probbly, but then again, Rule 34.

EDIT: Though I hear if you go to Mexico you can find a good show that combines both.
It exists. I have seen it. What has been seen was not really all that awful. Disturbing as hell. but the images were very high quality.

Thank you, Princess Molestia!

 

springheeljack

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I would be more disturbed by the fact that they broke into my house just to watch porn or ponies