Here's my timeline of what occurred at Bethesda:
People talked about how awesome it was to be able to completely customize your armor and weaponry in Morrowind. Morons talked about how putting things on was le hard.
In Oblivion, they bowed to the fucktard demographic and took out an entire class of armor, several classes of weapons, and combined L+R to make one thing. People complained about how they took away one of the best aspects of Morrowind, calling Oblivion everything from an insult to the ES series to Morrowind Lite. Morons ate paste.
Then, they took on board all the complaints about excess simplicity and lack of customization in Oblivion, and decided the solution to that would be to keep all the things that made Oblivion shit, and remove some of the customization to make up for it. They did this for Skyrim, and those of us who loved ES from the beginning bought it anyway because we hate ourselves. Morons complained about how you were always having to click things.
Next, people complained about how Skyrim was Morrowind Lite cut 50/50 with watery jism, and taking that on board Bethesda took armor out of ESVI (setting it in Elseweyr and claiming it was because the Kajiit haven't invented armor) and made it an idle game that played itself. Those of us who loved ES from the beginning realized that they were just fucking with us, and quit buying it. Morons bought it as hard as they could, and Bethesda profit margins increased 5000% because the moron demographic is by far the biggest lobby in gaming.
The world of gaming sputtered and died, breathing its last under an uncaring sky made up entirely of boredom and failure. Profits rose 8%.
People talked about how awesome it was to be able to completely customize your armor and weaponry in Morrowind. Morons talked about how putting things on was le hard.
In Oblivion, they bowed to the fucktard demographic and took out an entire class of armor, several classes of weapons, and combined L+R to make one thing. People complained about how they took away one of the best aspects of Morrowind, calling Oblivion everything from an insult to the ES series to Morrowind Lite. Morons ate paste.
Then, they took on board all the complaints about excess simplicity and lack of customization in Oblivion, and decided the solution to that would be to keep all the things that made Oblivion shit, and remove some of the customization to make up for it. They did this for Skyrim, and those of us who loved ES from the beginning bought it anyway because we hate ourselves. Morons complained about how you were always having to click things.
Next, people complained about how Skyrim was Morrowind Lite cut 50/50 with watery jism, and taking that on board Bethesda took armor out of ESVI (setting it in Elseweyr and claiming it was because the Kajiit haven't invented armor) and made it an idle game that played itself. Those of us who loved ES from the beginning realized that they were just fucking with us, and quit buying it. Morons bought it as hard as they could, and Bethesda profit margins increased 5000% because the moron demographic is by far the biggest lobby in gaming.
The world of gaming sputtered and died, breathing its last under an uncaring sky made up entirely of boredom and failure. Profits rose 8%.