Poll: THE ARMY: What Would You Serve In?

[Zersy]

I would not join the army but if i had it would be Boot Camp
and yes thats counts

 

[bodyklok]

Missile Defence: Sound like I'm less likely to get shot that way.

 

[Destal]

You missed a huge chunk of the different military branches, Intelligence, Counter Intelligence, MLRS, Air Assault, Military Police etc.. there are several others as well.

Hell the army even has computer hackers and programers.

 

[Hawgh]

Samaritans. I'd honestly rather fix people up than take them apart. Also, my aim is pretty crappy.

 

[Ranooth]

Private Ash Morgan of THE MEGA NINJAS OF INSTANT DEATH Division standing by sir!

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

I'd want to be Supreme Commander.........or a Spartan serving with Leonidas on the front lines(without the homosexual part)

 

[The Austin]

I'm a sneaky little SOB

 

[iggyus]

I'd serve in a restaurant. Combat disagrees with me.

In a serious answer, the Astartes.

Astartes definitely

 

[Seras54]

Special forces, I'm a far better shot than anyone else I know. I could snipe.

On the other hand, in the IMPERIAL armies, I'd be a callidus assassin or a vindicare assassin
Or an inquisitor >.>

 

[SteakHeart]

I would serve in the missle defense division. To paraphrase Yahtzee croshaw, it would be like a point and click game, except the only option is " Use heavy artillery on plane."

EDIT: or a medic. I like helping people, and saving lives is oviously a plus for me.

 

[0p3rati0n]

Special forces! Even though I have glasses for distance I would want to be a sniper. Seriously going behind enemy lines with a ghillie suit that's just pimp! But I never plan on being in the military. They'll have to draft my ass in if they want me!!!

 

[BigCat91]

Not considering every war since Vietnam has been for extremely petty reasons. I'm hoping to be a US Marshall just so i know I'm doing good every time i slap on the cuffs or squeeze the trigger. I'd rather kill a man with a purpose of saving good man kind than over really petty things.

 

[The Mighty Admiral SEAMAN]

special forces ftw! in 2 shots out, know one even knows you were there, like a ghost

 

[theSovietConnection]

Hmm, I'd either go armored or artillery, but since I can only choose one on this poll I'll go with artillery.

 

[RanD00M]

Well i´m gonna say Special Forces.But i would like to get in the S.A.S.

 

[JoeKickAzz]

i am all about the explosives, so i had to pick The Armoured Division

and this could have been done better by adding more

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Strap me into an Apache Longbow.

The Iraqi Republican Guard doesn't refer to them as the "Angel of Death" for nothing.

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Em, coastguard?

 

[RavingPenguin]

Special Forces, Id enjoy being a cockety weasel more than anything else on that list.

 

[Eruanno]

I would be in the "Oh my god, are you stupid? Are you shooting other people? Seriously? This is stuff we do in video games, there is absolutely no point in doing this in real life you fool"-division.