Picture this.
You've been work since six in the morning. Sweat pours down your body as you type furiously on your computerpretending to look busy filling out paperwork and making your company rich with all your productivity.
If you had abs and were shirtless, they'd be gleaming in the light of your office's shitty overhead lighting.
As the clock strikes 5 you get up to leave, your 10 hours plus lunch punched in. You feel accomplished but also tired. Ready to go home so you can relax and eat dinner.
After the 20 minute commute, you get home. Your roomate is already there, sitting on the couch playing Kirby on his DS.
Your stomach growling, you ask if he wants pizza for dinner.
Because he's a rational human being he shouts yes!
...But then asks for you to get a large cheese... Cheese... the heathen.
...So yeah embellishments aside, this happens a lot. People almost never want to get my preferred toppings.
I prefer either pepperoni and black olives or ham, green peppers, and onions. The objectively best choice of pizza toppings. Science proves it!
What do you guys get, and why are you doing it wrong if you aren't choosing the above choices?
TL;DR What is the best pizza topping or toppings?
[sub][sub]God Help you if you say Hawaiian [/sub][/sub]
You've been work since six in the morning. Sweat pours down your body as you type furiously on your computer
If you had abs and were shirtless, they'd be gleaming in the light of your office's shitty overhead lighting.
As the clock strikes 5 you get up to leave, your 10 hours plus lunch punched in. You feel accomplished but also tired. Ready to go home so you can relax and eat dinner.
After the 20 minute commute, you get home. Your roomate is already there, sitting on the couch playing Kirby on his DS.
Your stomach growling, you ask if he wants pizza for dinner.
Because he's a rational human being he shouts yes!
...But then asks for you to get a large cheese... Cheese... the heathen.
...So yeah embellishments aside, this happens a lot. People almost never want to get my preferred toppings.
I prefer either pepperoni and black olives or ham, green peppers, and onions. The objectively best choice of pizza toppings. Science proves it!
What do you guys get, and why are you doing it wrong if you aren't choosing the above choices?
TL;DR What is the best pizza topping or toppings?
[sub][sub]God Help you if you say Hawaiian [/sub][/sub]