Its far, far underground, and i do seem to remember someone saying the moon is going to hit france or something? I dont know, but its worth a shot right?TimeLord said:
Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?
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Travel to the side of the earth that the moon will impact (cause you sure as hell don't wanna live on an earth with no moon, plus it would look pretty awesome to see a flaming moon coming down) and do what pretty much every single person would be doing in the event of an inescapable apocalypse: Screw, screw, screw, and screw by the "Moonlight". Search your feelings, you know that once people know shit is gonna hit the fan, all taboos and societal norms will be thrown out the window. There will be no reason for you and say, someone you've been having a sort of sexual tension filled relationship to not just up and go down on each other with no consequences in sight. Angry parents? No tomorrow. She's pregnant? No morning after. STD? Gonna die anyways. Same goes for drugs for pretty much the same reasons.
Just so everyone knows, I'm NOT talking about rape. Shit be bad. Though there would probably be some sick bastards doing it.
Just so everyone knows, I'm NOT talking about rape. Shit be bad. Though there would probably be some sick bastards doing it.
If I heard from TV that the Moon was falling, I would not believe it at first, and would have to get confirmation on something that cataclysmic.
Then, assuming that I went to Neil deGrasse Tyson or mailed him or something and he confirmed and told me there was nothing we could do to stop it- I would organize a party at the projected impact zone and party until the end-times, then have everyone give the moon the middle finger before we're all blasted to oblivion
Then, assuming that I went to Neil deGrasse Tyson or mailed him or something and he confirmed and told me there was nothing we could do to stop it- I would organize a party at the projected impact zone and party until the end-times, then have everyone give the moon the middle finger before we're all blasted to oblivion
Buy a silly green hat, make a tunic, and find an ocarina...
In that case, I'm gonna work out where the moon will land, and punch it as it hits the floor.
Um... OK, new idea. I will stand where the moon will land, and lick it as it hits the floor. Just to test whether or not it tastes of cheese.
God-dammit!crimson5pheonix said:
In that case, I'm gonna work out where the moon will land, and punch it as it hits the floor.
Oh come on. Any more ninjas lurking around this thread?Exterminas said:
Um... OK, new idea. I will stand where the moon will land, and lick it as it hits the floor. Just to test whether or not it tastes of cheese.
Catch it before it obliterates mankind, throw it back into the sky.
Using only one finger.
Obviously.
Using only one finger.
Obviously.
I've been lied to. The moon is getting farther away, not closer.
And if you want to be technical, the moon is in constant free-fall towards Earth anyways, so some sensationalist got his facts mixed.
And if you want to be technical, the moon is in constant free-fall towards Earth anyways, so some sensationalist got his facts mixed.
So instead of instant death, you'd rather be killed after moments of pure suffering as the oceans boil, thousands of volcanoes erupt, and sulfurous gasses poison you?londelen said:
