Poll: The moon is falling...now what do you do?

[Savvz]

Either climb a tall building and start taking pot shots at people or go on a bender till it hits. Nothing says End of the World Party like a case of vodka and a .30-06.

 

[Caligulove]

If I heard from TV that the Moon was falling, I would not believe it at first, and would have to get confirmation on something that cataclysmic.

Then, assuming that I went to Neil deGrasse Tyson or mailed him or something and he confirmed and told me there was nothing we could do to stop it- I would organize a party at the projected impact zone and party until the end-times, then have everyone give the moon the middle finger before we're all blasted to oblivion

 

[the fake]

kill all the evil people in the world and hope that works

 

[nuqneh1]

1. Invent Hyperspace travel
2. Punch Rossiu in the face
3. TENGEN TOPPA! GURREN LAGANN!

Just who the hell do you think we are!

 

[Betancore]

Find my mum and give her a hug, I guess. Depends how much time I had. If I had more than a day, I'd go around saying goodbye to all my friends and attempt to finish Oblivion.

 

[Ewyx]

PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN

Cookie for reference.

I want to be the guy: The Movie: The Game

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Buy a silly green hat, make a tunic, and find an ocarina...

Find a kid in a green tunic with a doofy green hat to play the Song of Time.

Play the Song of Time.

Take THAT ninja!

God-dammit!

In that case, I'm gonna work out where the moon will land, and punch it as it hits the floor.

Edit: Drive to the point where it is going to crash and wait. I always wanted to brofist the moon. Coolest. Death. Ever.

Oh come on. Any more ninjas lurking around this thread?

Um... OK, new idea. I will stand where the moon will land, and lick it as it hits the floor. Just to test whether or not it tastes of cheese.

 

[brucelee13245]

Id shoot at it... Hey Bubba!! I bet you cant hit that there large glowin thang!!!

 

[THEMILKMAN]

You ever play Majora's Mask?

I'd do that.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Catch it before it obliterates mankind, throw it back into the sky.

Using only one finger.

Obviously.

 

[LitleWaffle]

Play the Song of Time.

Dammit ninja'd!

Fine, I guess i'll just go the the carnival... =P

 

[crazybombard]

Debautchery

 

[lacktheknack]

I've been lied to. The moon is getting farther away, not closer.

And if you want to be technical, the moon is in constant free-fall towards Earth anyways, so some sensationalist got his facts mixed.

 

[lacktheknack]

Go to the side of the world that isn't going to be hit with.

So instead of instant death, you'd rather be killed after moments of pure suffering as the oceans boil, thousands of volcanoes erupt, and sulfurous gasses poison you?

 

[spartan1077]

Sex...C'mon don't lie!

 

[Calico93]

Immediatley become an astronaut, and fly to the moon, obviously forgetting that its falling, and yknow act all surprised when we realise it isnt there then come home and .... umm die.
Fuck, I did not think this through.

 

[lozfoe444]

Ask Dr. Wily for help.

 

[interspark]

i'd go on a quest to free the sacred spirits of four lands from evil monsters and seal the evil in masks, then i'd stand directly under the moon and summon the spirits with a song, as they struggle to hold the moon up, i'll fearlessly fight and defeat the demonic force that is causing the moon to fall

(internet cookie for whoever spots the reference)

 

[Ampersand]

The moon is always falling ^_^. Orbital mechanics ftw.

 

[interspark]

PARTY! The Moon falling into Earth will probably kill us all, so live that there is no tomorrow!

probably??? as soon as it hits the atmosphere it would wipe out all life on earth, dummy!