TheBobmus said:Weird suggestion: Buy some each, keep at respective houses, don't need to go shopping every time you feel horny.
Just my crazy branch of lateral thinking.
This might be the best thing i've read today xD.beniki said:"my governor of love."
Oh lord that was hilarious XDMatthew94 said:Dags90 said:The length can be problematic for well endowed men. Condoms stretch outward fine, but not downward so much. Comfort is also a factor. A guy might not enjoy a condom with a tight base, but a loose base is no good either.manaman said:Condoms are incredibly stretchy and you are unlikely to find them in more than two sizes (with the second size really only there to boost guy's egos. You could put a regular sized condom over your head. Nobody has a penis that large.
I'm sorry you were saying? I doubt many will be filling that any time soon.
Yes because sex is exclusively for the man's benefit, and in no way should the woman/receiving partner have to pay an equal amount. It may not be the most expensive part of a relationship but I think everything should be equal. That's how we have been doing it and it works great.Powereaver said:Guys.... since its their dick that needs covering.. but women can carry them too for emergency situations but i think the responsibility mostly falls on the men.
Exactly the same here. We have a contingency in case the condom breaks and I just leave a couple at her place and a couple at mine. Problem solved.Balvale said:I buy the condoms, she buys birth control. More or less we're each buying the prophylactics that pertain directly to us.
Uni also gives them for free. Plentyful free johnnies for all! xD Go national health and student unions!Fluffles said:...buy? My uni gives them out for free. Just grab a few handfuls.
I lol'd.Zachary Amaranth said:If it's a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.DRes82 said:Most certainly her. I'm not the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, and wearing a condom is a pain in the ass anyways.
Hell you can fit them over phone booths if you boil them. So yeah the second "size" is often only for the guys ego unless he has medically concerning girth.manaman said:Condoms are incredibly stretchy and you are unlikely to find them in more than two sizes (with the second size really only there to boost guy's egos. You could put a regular sized condom over your head. Nobody has a penis that large.Dags90 said:I think the best way to handle it is to have whoever's penis it's going on buy the condom. Condoms need to fit right to work properly. That or a woman could buy a female condom, but those are usually more expensive.
Most of the people I know in exclusive heterosexual relationships don't use condoms, hormonal birth control is far more common.
If you were TRULY well endowed, you'd beat them unconscious WHILE you shag their girlfriends.Stu35 said:I lol'd.Zachary Amaranth said:If it's a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.DRes82 said:Most certainly her. I'm not the one that doesn't want to get pregnant, and wearing a condom is a pain in the ass anyways.
Seriously, actually laughed, out loud.
I've recieved further laughs from individuals who feel the need to point out their use of XL/Magnum/Uber Big Mr. Johnny Condoms because they're so massive. Not calling them ALL liars but...
Wait, yeah I am. Nobody with an actual large cock would feel the need to post about it on this forum. Fuck it, if I had a knob that big I'd simply be walking through city centres naked using it to beat people unconscious before I shag their girlfriends.
Yeah, I get that. I say that and people are all likeJochemHippie said:Just the first time I've come across someone who actually upholds those value's on the internet I mean.
Not where I live. Again, ignoring the "There is a 70% chance it will fail because of her family curse" (Didnt think I was serious about that, did you?), The whole "Wait until marriage" thing is considered the norm around here and we get along just fine.I mean no offense, but they are kinda dated...
Please tell me you're joking.Dags90 said:I think the best way to handle it is to have whoever's penis it's going on buy the condom. Condoms need to fit right to work properly.
People who use the "abstinence" method are statistically as likely to have sex but, lacking the preparation of condoms or other contraceptives available are more likely to deal with pregnancies and STIs.BOOM headshot65 said:In my case, its neither. We dont really want to tempt fate before we are married so we are not having sex until we are married. Plus both of us believe in only have sex to have children, so theres that.
There's like a million different types of nonlatex condoms. And these days, they're priced about the same.SkarKrow said:Neither. Partner is allergic to latex.
Seems like we're polar opposites of eachother then! XDBOOM headshot65 said:Yeah, I get that. I say that and people are all likeJochemHippie said:Just the first time I've come across someone who actually upholds those value's on the internet I mean.? because it is apparently something you dont see often on here (maybe its because of all the porn.....)
Not where I live. Again, ignoring the "There is a 70% chance it will fail because of her family curse" (Didnt think I was serious about that, did you?), The whole "Wait until marriage" thing is considered the norm around here and we get along just fine.I mean no offense, but they are kinda dated...
Besides, both of us are more at home behind a videogame controller and the wheel of a car (me)/reading a book(her) than we are even thinking about.................um.....that.