Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

[Master Kuja]

Oh hell yes, even with that risk I would, and I know exactly who I'd pick.

Spoiler: UNF, Allison Scagliotti.

 

[Xarathox]

I'd go for Hugh Jackman. That man is as hot and sexy as they come. I wouldn't worry if he said I wasn't best he'd ever been or even close. A man like that could go through so many girls women wouldn't care. Yum!

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Pssh. I'm a straight male and I'd have sex with that man.

 

[Clowndoe]

I'd have to be drunk just so I can pull out the drunk card, combined with "doesn't matter I had sex".

I'm a legendary choker among people I know, and while when it comes to sex it always works out in the end, I tend to leave whether or not I'm a virgin ambiguous until it's over and I'm confident that I don't need to use that.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

Yes. So much yes. The world is welcome to know if I sleep with Michael Fassbender. Hell, I'd be bragging about it, too.

Spoiler: How could I not say yes?

Our babies together would be beautiful.

 

[Lynx]

Male, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Wouldn't even hesitate. Wouldn't care who knew how godawful I was. Look at that adorable mofo.

Awh, man, I forgot about him... It seems I have a crush on everyone who's ever played in a Nolan movie.

 

[Silvanus]

Awh, man, I forgot about him... It seems I have a crush on everyone who's ever played in a Nolan movie.

Your comment has reminded me; Cillian Murphy would be another good male choice.

 

[knight steel]

Hitler I mean just look at him He's basically sex incarnate:

Oh yeah this is going to be good:

 

[ramboondiea]

yes, wouldn't even hesitate,
and it would either be Hayley Williams:

Spoiler: goddess in human form

Came in here to say Scarlett Johansson, but holy damn she would be a close second!

pffffffft, second, did you miss the "goddess in human form" bit haha (just for the record this is sarcasm)

i feel like i should also point out that the first picture is a painting of her, the second is the real her, i just think the painted picture is nice.

 

[Auron225]

I'm abstinent so this hypothetical is a lot more complicated cus it involves marriage and such but for those that aren't, and this question is much simpler; Why is this even a question?

If you had sex with a celebrity, who is going to ridicule you for them saying you're bad at it? YOU HAD SEX WITH THEM! That in itself should be major bragging rights! I wouldn't care if I got ridiculed for it - I'd respond every time with "Who cares what you think, I slept with (insert celebrity here)!" I don't imagine most people would even care that much anyway.

 

[DrRockor]

Hell yeah! What do I care if people know about my performance. My first choice would be Aimi from Stereopony or Haruna Ono from Scandal

Spoiler

Spoiler

These girls are beautiful in so many ways. Everyone is correct when they say that musicians are sexy

 

[Dense_Electric]

For the privilege of getting with Ellen Page? You bet your ass I would.

Come on, are you telling me you wouldn't go for this?

Spoiler

 

[Tom_green_day]

The world doesn't know who I am and doesn't care!
So it would be someone like Evanna Lynch or Emma Watson or Emma Stone... (Trying to think of someone whose name doesn't being with E)
EDIT:

For the privilege of getting with Ellen Page?

Thanks for reminding me man! But that doesn't solve my E problem.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Yes, for 1 simple reason, Olivia Wilde with her haircut from tron.

 

[Andalusa]

I won't be the pretentious douche that says they don't idolise some celebrities. I do. I'm very active on Tumblr, I have "feels" about some celebrities. The ones I do like, I don't want to have sex with them, I don't want to ear rape them, I don't even want to kiss them.
If anything, I would like to be their friend, maybe get a hug or two in. I know this is all hypothetical, but I just wouldn't do that.

 

[JaceArveduin]

Yeah, I'd take that risk for someone like this

I've no idea who she is, but I do believe I'll second that choice.

 

[Patathatapon]

Rasputin.

Come on! I'm a heterosexual guy for fuck sakes and I want to bang him! I mean, he's so sexy with his beard, and he has an entire Boney M. Song talking about how great he was in bed! Who cares what he says about you afterwards, you can say "I had sex with RASPUTIN mother fucker, how bout you? Didn't think so *****!"

End Sarcasm

Here is a Wikipedia page for those who don't know him, and the song I refer to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Rasputin

http://youtu.be/kvDMlk3kSYg

 

[DRTJR]

The fact that the world would know I tagged Scarlett Johansson would be a moral victory of monuments proportions. Also Scarlett Johansson naked, in meat space, with me would be a highlight of my life.

 

[Scarim Coral]

No since I know for sure that my "performance" would be bad (beginner). Even then I don't like the attention especially if it's the media and I know I will become a joke aswell.

 

[EHKOS]

Lily Thai. Without hesitation. Can we do it multiple times? I assume that's why it's a three day weekend. I don't care if I'm terrible and the rest of the time she just doesn't even talk to me.