Poll: You can have sex with the celebrity of your choice but they'll tell the world of your performance.

The White Hunter

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Well considering I have confidence in my ability to leave people gasping for breath and too worn out to complain I'a go with Trent Reznor for the weekend.

 

Eleuthera

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I guess I would, but I'm another one of those people for whom "sex for sex' sake" has little appeal. So assuming I get along with *random pretty female celebrity* on a personal level, let her blab.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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Whether it's misguided or not, I have some faith in my performance so I'm fine with this.

kman123 said:
Sure, if I was single I would nail Taylor Swift. And she'd write 200 songs about it. Then I would sue her and retire with the money.

Also she is totally bangable.
This is a totally great idea.

On a similar note (pun entirely intended), I'd go for Lzzy Hale. Hot, in a great band, and much more likely to sing something nice about me. Seriously, she wrote a song about getting aroused by having a stalker. I can't go wrong here.

People in rock bands are just sexier than everyone else, it's unavoidable. I love a girl with balls [small]Not like that. You wally.[/small]
 

Strazdas

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the answer is obviously yes.
 

prophecy2514

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So your telling me I get to make hot raunchy sweaty love to Sofia Vergara all night long AND the only catch is the world will get to hear how good I am in the bedroom?
Sounds like win win to me! Where do I sign on?!
 

Conner42

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Whole world know I'm a lousy performer, since it was my first time.

Doesn't matter, because my first time was with...

Ok, I honestly can't think of any specific person right now. I can definitely think of different people, but why do I have to choose just one.

Yeah, I know, it would the topic less interesting if that were the case.

Oh well, it's not like this was going to happen anyway.

EErrr, how about Rooney Mara? I'll go with that! I don't think anyone has said anything about her on here.
 

s0p0g

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as much as i'd like to, my mind thought it was funny to establish a "no relationship? no sexy-time!" rule

brain, y u so mean??
 

Psykoma

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For a three day weekend I'd probably pick joss whedon.
Might not even have sex with him, just bask in his aura.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I chose 'other' because while I would have gone with 'yes', regulars know how I am when it comes to posting TIY about myself and my sex life on here. [sub][sub]I can't help thinking of you guys as family after all[/sub][/sub]

I chose yes and my celebrity would be Betty Page. I would have to either go back in time or bring her here when she was still actively modelling but here's what she would tell everyone (or at least JFK who would likely then tell everyone himself).

"It was an amazing experience, getting intimate with someone from a different time than I'm from but...well he didn't really satisfy me sexually. All he did was tie me up, spank me a few times and, take some pictures. When he untied me, he hugged me, kissed my cheek and left."

...

upon reflection, that's probably a 'no'. Or rather it would be if I was more into that whole 'sex' thing you people do with each other instead of playing old PS2, Xbox and, Nintendo games like I do. Different strokes for different folks, eh?
 

hooblabla6262

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I suppose I would go with Zooey Deschanel. While I don't think she is the most gorgeous celebrity, I get the feeling that I would like her company the most. And considering that in this hypothetical situation I will be spending the weekend with her, I might as well pick someone with whom I would enjoy spending time with. Not like I can have sex 24/3.

So yes, I would do it. And I would not be worried about her "reviews", as I've never had a problem in that department.
Not even when plastered, or flying high.
 

YingDerpington

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Seeing as i'm still a virgin i'd definitely go with 3. that way I can use alcohol as an excuse for my shoddy performance. But 3 days? I fancy myself a durable sort of person so despite whatever celebrity I choose spouting to the world that I was a virgin and was just a tad disappointing under the covers I would get good experience :D
Although the fact that whoever I have sex with would be convicted for sex with a minor and put on a registered sex offenders list would be a massively dickish move, it is justified under the code of "Doesn't matter had Sex/Snu-Snu/Coitus/Rumble in the Jungle.

My Choice: Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johanssen, Taylor Swift (just so I can sue for the defamation when she writes an album about how shitty a guy I was), Heather Graham or pull Helen of Troy to the present (those stories must have had some merit right? Surely? GUYS!?!?!)

Captcha: not a bot
Guys I think captcha is trying to tell me that it's really a person...
 

kyuzo3567

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Wadders said:
Evil Smurf said:
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Yesss!

I'd go with Emma Stone. Hnnng! Not too bothered what she'd say to be honest, it would all be justified.
See, I would say that but my girlfriend looks pretty similar to Emma Stone... and I'm not the only person who thinks so, so it's not just wishful thinking..

For my choice I'd go with Jessica Alba, I've found her hot ever since I watched Dark Angel, and my opinion hasn't changed with the years. Although, the only reason I wouldn't is cuz she's married with children.... I don't know if i'd do anything with her if other consequences would exist... If it was just she tells the world about me then bring it on, I got 3 days to make her happy!
 

Fluffythepoo

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I always have a few drinks before sex >.>

And i think helena bonham carter.. gonna get freaky in what i assume is her multi million dollar manson
 

The Funslinger

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kyuzo3567 said:
Wadders said:
Evil Smurf said:
<spoiler=Porn Star>Feye Reaganhttp://beststarphoto.com/images/faye-reagan-01.jpg
Yesss!

I'd go with Emma Stone. Hnnng! Not too bothered what she'd say to be honest, it would all be justified.
See, I would say that but my girlfriend looks pretty similar to Emma Stone... and I'm not the only person who thinks so, so it's not just wishful thinking..

For my choice I'd go with Jessica Alba, I've found her hot ever since I watched Dark Angel, and my opinion hasn't changed with the years. Although, the only reason I wouldn't is cuz she's married with children.... I don't know if i'd do anything with her if other consequences would exist... If it was just she tells the world about me then bring it on, I got 3 days to make her happy!
I can't find Jessica Alba attractive personally, because my sister resembles her in her Dark Angel phase to a T.

OT: Either Alison Brie, or Sofia Vergara.

I trust myself to... rise to the occasion.
 

Olas

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No, it seems like there are way too many things that could go wrong for it to be worth it. Is the fact that they're a celebrity supposed to be some sort of plus? Personally I'd rather do it with someone I actually know.

recurve6 said:
Why the hell not? Even if you were horrible in bed, the media would latch on to the news and you would get famous anyway - any publicity is good publicity.
This is based on the assumption that we want to be famous for some reason, what if we don't?
 

AnarchistFish

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Hell yeah no hesitation idgaf i'm probably amazing in bed anyway probably

3 day weekend? holy shit even better
 

xefaros

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I guess since all the common fantasy participants are mostly taken i will go for something different

And from the other side

 

PureChaos

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Hell yes. Sure my performance will be dire and everyone will know but after a couple of weeks no-one will care yet I still have the wonderful memory of being with Ellen Page :)