Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

crotalidian

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bets on a group of kids saving up for something liek this and using it on daddies computer to see what he has....not always a force for good.

Although if it can find images and even deleted images then could be a great tool for police cracking down on paedophilia and images of children (although I'm sure they already have tech that can do this job)
 

Bealzibob

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Time to photo shop a tonne of pics with girls in skin coloured, skin tight leotards holding suggestly shaped pink flowers at waist high and shirtless (surfies or hugh jackman would do) dudes with chico rolls and other such generally non-sexual items. Then we photoshop them in a hotel room or white room with a couch somewhere. After that we simply ad some wierd abstract stuff like owl clocks, penguins baking pies and jarachi from pokemon and these pics change from a image full of bad innuendos to a bad abstract pic.
 

IckleMissMayhem

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People who are ashamed of having porn deserve to be found out. Also, people stupid enough to bother to care enough about their S.O's, interest deserve to be charged $100 for their stupidity. Get involved, ladies!! It's something you can do together, and it's more fun that way!!
 

MasTerHacK

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thenumberthirteen said:
Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.
Use the PornStick Force Luke.
 

thenumberthirteen

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JWAN said:
thenumberthirteen said:
Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.
^ This

Of course just put your porn on a flash drive and then you dont need to worry about it.
If it's as good as it says it will still read the deleted files when the data was moved.
 

Asehujiko

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crotalidian said:
Although if it can find images and even deleted images then could be a great tool for police cracking down on paedophilia and images of children (although I'm sure they already have tech that can do this job)
I'm taking a shot in the dark here and guess that it just opens a cmd and uses undelete, which barfs up all data that was flagged for being overwritten, most of it incomplete or corrupt, pagefile and RAM are fickle things. Which the average person with illegal data on the pc has already taken care of.

That or they took the truly lazy route and just have it search the recycle bin.

I wonder if i can trick it by saving files as .png
 

zidine100

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Holy crackers in a toaster.

The main question is....

why in the name of hell is it on a usb stick?

what the hell were they thinking, couldn't they just use a cd instead i mean not like its going to make any difference just perplex people into thinking its more complicated that it already is.

just me being picky here, and confused as hell why they would even decide that a usb was the best deliverly medium, when cds usually are a lot cheaper, come on i need an explanation here if your going to do something like that.
 

Distorted Stu

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This can also be used badly in the wrong hands. Say a a brother could plug it in his Dad's PC to see what he can steal from his father's stash, only to find horrific pictures of his Mother!
 

Straitjacketeering

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DoctorNick said:
Well then, it's a good thing then the porn I'm into doesn't really show skin tones or anatomy recognizable as human to a program...
...OH! Ok I was confused for I second and now I know.
 

Triscut900

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haha wouldnt it be hilarious if "mom buys the porn detection stick to find out that "little billy" is gay
 

Flour

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Things like this are why I keep an easy to find folder with some of the most disgusting porn you could find on the internet.
It's a great way to 'punish' someone who uses my computer without my permission, and it's not something that person will forget because.. well, I'd probably get banned for even mentioning some of the things in that folder.
 

Dyp100

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Oh man, I wish they made something similar that recovers deleted porn, that would be so handy. 8D

But really, LOL, human sexuality is part of our culture, if mums are that crazy, then...IDK, I can see it being more sensible in school and work but then again, results are going to be very vague since all images comes in tones and shapes and sizes.
 

JWAN

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thenumberthirteen said:
JWAN said:
thenumberthirteen said:
Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.
^ This

Of course just put your porn on a flash drive and then you dont need to worry about it.
If it's as good as it says it will still read the deleted files when the data was moved.
you leave the USB drive window open and click drag it right into a folder
 

Marsell

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WE MUST DESTROY THEM ALL!
BURN THE MANUFACTURING FACTORYS!
MELT THE DISTRIBUTORS!