Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[Kurokami]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

I think it might be the optimist me, but I was thinking the same thing. =]

 

[Belbe]

Ahahahaha no words XD

 

[TazTheTerrible]

Heh, I love being in an truthful relationship.
"Honey, I have about 30 gigs of porn stored on my comp, some of it's awful."
"Sure dear, now kiss me goodnight"

Seriously some people have some really silly hang ups.

 

[Sunrider]

Any smart porn surfer doesn't keep their stash on their hard drive. They keep it on something they can remove and hide easily like an external or a flash drive. If you get caught because it was on your hard drive, you deserve to get caught.

IMO, THIS is where the problem is at. "Get caught"? It's nothing BAD, there's nothing WRONG with it, there's nothing ILLEGAL about it.

One shouldn't be ashamed of it at all. Unless you're a furry.

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

what if it's furry or alien porn? can it find blue naked chicks? and who downloads porn? and since when is porn some force of evil! PORN IS YOUR FRIEND!

 

[HuntrRose]

I wonder how much 'research' had to be done by them programmers who made this work... hmmmmm?

Probably a lot more than REALLY needed, and probably leading to alot of bathroom breaks...

 

[Straz]

The product's description says: "The Porn Detection Stick uses advanced image analyzing algorithms that categorize images as potentially harmful by identifying facial features, flesh tone colors, image back grounds, body part shapes, and more. With less than 1% false positive indications, your search for contamination on your computer won't waste your time." It's admittedly not 100% accurate, but should give a good idea of the types of filthy images little Billy has been looking at after you've gone to sleep.

Surely just scanning the hard drive looking for a folder that's mostly jpgs will do the same?

Add in a trace for skintone hues and you've got the 99%.

HAHAHA.
I MAKE ALL MY PORN BLUE!!!

 

[HuntrRose]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Don't think there is a war prize... Maybe start one? "The Escapist Causeing Mayhem and Instability in Society Prize" perhaps?

 

[James Hueick]

Meh...
Its stuff like this that keeps us in the past. Using technology for pointless shit like is, is just... well pointless.

 

[w-Jinksy]

i nominate this as the most useless invention of 2010 i mean what is the point really.

 

[Keepitclean]

It only finds pistures? No vdeos? That's kinda useless.

 

[TheSkaAssassin]

Solution:
1. Draw a boob in MS paint, save it in a folder.
2. Now copy that file and paste it in the same folder.
3. Repeat step 2 until you have well over 1000 copies your your MS Boob.

The porn hunting stick thing will find this stash of boobs
your parents will see this and go, wtf?
Your true porn stash, which will be scattered within the list of MS Boobs that is the results, will remain a well-kept secret.

Or just do what I do and keep it encrypted with a 26 character password.

 

[EgoDeusEst]

If someone plugged that in my PC it would probably go something like this:
"1 unit detected - unit filename 'internet'"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Using that thing on someone elses computer goes against their privacy.

 

[TazTheTerrible]

This just occurred to me: How many people do you think will use this under the guise of "trying to clean up a computer" with their real intention being either a circumspect way of making use of someone else's work at collecting porn, or to get some voyeuristic thrill out of knowing what kind of porn someone else watches?

 

[Ben Legend]

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http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/surprised-0309-lg-37478331.jpg

I don't know what you're talking about, it ISN'T my porn...

But in all seriousness, I don't have porn on my laptop, as long as they don't search...what? It check's your history too? .......SHIT!!!

 

[GamerPhate]

LOL....

I can see it as a bus. app just cause you can get sued cause some ***** oversees some dude looking at a pic during his break. So I can understand a company wanting to protect themselves.

However, you know those snoopy GF/wives. If you have files or stuff somewhere, they will find it, if they are the type to go looking. So this device is of no need. Then again, make she she has a seperate login than your own and encrypt your files, and you neededn't worry of such things.

 

[Darth_Dude]

Porn detection "stick"? *snicker*

Very mature....

[small]I lol'd...[/small]

 

[Azulito]

"will search a hard drive for all pornography downloaded to it, even images that have been deleted."

Atleast if you've bought a computer you can say it's the previous owners porn, then you can argue back about a lack of trust.

If you DID buy a computer and the previous owner was a pedophile... there's a LOT of explaining to do.

A product like that is destined to ruin a relationship one way or another.