Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[Zannah]

Wouldn't the person to operate such a thing have to have access to the machine first?
That aside, I've got a boyfriend, I don't need porn.

 

[solidstatemind]

what's the big deal? Pornography is legal where I live. So, what purpose does this device serve, really?

Look, my wife knows that I occasionally surf porn. She'd much rather I do that than go seek out a prostitute. She knows that the genetic imperitive is for me to "spread my seed far and wide", and would rather that I control that impulse, rather than letting it control me.

About the only way I can see this thing as being beneficial to anybody but total retards is if it could decrypt the heavy compression and encryption that I'm sure child pornographers employ.

Otherwise, it's just a "destroy stupid families" engine.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Surely just scanning the hard drive looking for a folder that's mostly jpgs will do the same?

Add in a trace for skintone hues and you've got the 99%.

Or completely harmless photographs of people?

Why would you have a folder full of photos of people unless you're a journalist? And that's probably creepy enough.

 

[Kimarous]

...Who the hell is going to shell out a hundred bucks for a task that could easily be done with a little manual effort?

 

[lenneth]

Pfft, my mother probably couldn't work it anyway.

Just so you know, I've spent far too much time staring at your avatar. It's addictive.

It just keeps going

"Horatio, looks like the suspect was hiding porn on his computer. We found it using a porn detection stick."

"Looks like this stick..." *puts on shades* "...was plugged into the right hole."

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

quoted for epicness

OT: Seriously, why bother with something like this, better yet why bother charging $100 for it?
something tells me that it might have a hard time detecting erotic manga given the lack of skin colour and the ridiculous proportions those things often have

guess a piece of crap that costs $100 is a bit expensive to be a potential Aschens

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I don't have porn on my computer.

I've got hentai comics stashed in a secret place in my room

Good man.

Well this stick has nothing on the people who do all of their "surfing" on the internet. Huzzah for the internet. It may be weird, but it most certainly wonderful at times.

 

[Meemaimoh]

And here I was expecting something like a pornographic dowsing rod. I'm disappointed.

 

[Tzekelkan]

Fucking finally! I have been literally doing nothing other than waiting for something such as this for years.

Part of me is afraid to ask this, but why?

It was only a joke on the absurdity of the contraption. Why would anyone be waiting for such a thing? The entire situation is so ridiculous I had no choice but to play by its rules.

 

[Starke]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

The Ignoble War Penalty.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Its a good thing im not that perverted.
I dont have porn on my computer.

 

[Terramax]

A comment on there made me chuckle.

"Scan complete
80191934 results found"

I was laughing also. I mean, is that all...wait, that's what you meant, right?

 

[demoman_chaos]

I have Linux, none can see my stash.... Except me of course. Tis locked tighter than.... um.. something really tight.

 

[Svenparty]

Bah I don't know anyone who DOWNLOADS porn but I assume it can search for Websites such as Redtube on your hard drive. Dang....


What type of monster would create such a gadget?

This also raises questions for Me as My girlfriend found out I looked at porn and the results are NOT good /rant

 

[Jared]

Heh, I just wonder how good it actually is...

I can see some businesses wanting to us this though...and, to be honest, at work I can see a good reason why but...other than that

 

[Racistman3d]

Wow, I bet it's totally worth 100 bucks to find out whether or not someone looks at things that the majority of males with an internet connection do as well.

 

[Sansha]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

That said, I'm getting one. This isn't a tool of evil at all.

Also, the harm porn can bring?

 

[Lucifron]

Good thing I only use movies for masturbatory purposes.

 

[Fangface74]

This is great, can it find a specific file? I spend ages trawling through my stuff!!!

 

[Hawgh]

And here I was expecting something like a pornographic dowsing rod. I'm disappointed.

There's an awfully dirty joke somewhere in the "rod searches for porn" line.

That said, why buy this when Windows, as far as I know, still has a search function, which can be used to search for file extensions?