Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

Kuchinawa212

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*LAUGHS*

yeah at 100 bucks I don't think anyone except the most extrem will want one. and besides, it finds deleted ones as well? If they were deleted. They were done so for a reason XD why go dig them up again
 

ghstman

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This spits in the face of the right of every teenage boy to have keep and hide porn from his parents! We've come a long way from the days of hiding that copy of National Geographic under the mattress, and by god I won't stand for it! I for one am writing an angry letter to my congressman in protest!

Not really, but I guess most of the fun of having porn as a teenager was the thrill of keeping it hidden from the folks. Well, maybe not most of the fun, but you know what I mean. What makes porn so satisfying (no, not like that) is outsmarting your parents attempts to keep it from you. Kids these days have it to easy, just get around the firewall and you have access to a treasure trove of porn on the internet. You don't even need to fool the guy at the 7-11 into thinking you're old enough to buy a playboy. [/old timer rant]

And for the record, those of you who don't download porn and save it on your computer, I assume you remember to clean out your temporary files every now and then, right? You may not actively save anything, but it's still going to pile up in there. And what about some of those racy banner ads? Could that bring back a positive?
 

katsumoto03

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Wow. This was obviously created by some fat, ugly, sex-deprived housewife... Or something.

BLAME TWILIGHT!
 

Sjakie

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Xzi said:
anthony87 said:
Big deal. I've never really seen the point in downloading porn anyway.
This. Who downloads porn any more? There is tons of good, free streaming stuff out there.
well, thats true, but when you have a large wide-screen monitor like me, i do like downloading porn in 1080p now and again :D Quality over quantity.
 

whaleswiththumbs

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thenumberthirteen said:
Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.
Yeah but $100 to do it, i'd rather spend one lonely night searching for it then enjoying the benefits of my labor.

This devices worries me...
 

Scrythe

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Now when they say "porn", do they mean just pictures of people or is this magical stick capable of telling mom that little Billy happens to like Japanese tentacle rape? Because I find it hard to believe that this thing can differentiate between the "normal" weird shit that comes out of Japan with the pornography of the same locale with a 99% success rate.

Also, what would this thing constitute as "porn"? Would the images have to be graphic, or would it also nab photos of bikini models and otherwise tasteful images? I'm having a ton of doubts about this product, as you can see.

Then again, what would I have to worry about? I keep my porn in the open. I don't need to hide that stuff from anybody.
 

Slavik_91

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Just 'cause some1 find out my secret pr0n stash on the PC don't mean I'll get rid of it
 

Uber Evil

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For some odd reason I thought of a metal detector that found porn magazines. Wtf?
 

DazZ.

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Why don't they have this as a program downloaded for free rather than a USB stick that runs the program which could easily be blocked if you set up the computer right.
 

randommaster

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Oh noes, all teh pr0n is being uncovered!

Sorry about that, I just find this both hilarious and cool. If I had the money, I'd actually like to get one so that I could see just what it picks up and how hard it is ot fool. My first thought is whether it would detect a picture if you made it black and white or negative.
 

j0z

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lol, it is never a good idea to save all that stuff.
That is why I use my PornStation 3!
XD
 

stonethered

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cheevocabra said:
Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.
That would be the Jerque Aggression Award; it includes a free nuke and dictator of the world priveliges until someone manages to shoot you.

But seriously; the best use for this.
Take it to an enemies' house and use it to get dirt on him.
 

MiserableOldGit

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D4zZ said:
Why don't they have this as a program downloaded for free rather than a USB stick that runs the program which could easily be blocked if you set up the computer right.
Because this is designed to fleece money out of thick people, and thick people will pay you lots more money if they have something physical to hold in their large, clumsy paws.
 

Mortons4ck

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IamQ said:
Well I stream all my porn, so I'm safe.


Just be sure you clear your cache, scrub your hard drive, and defrag from time to time and you should be okay.
 

Calhoun347

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DoctorNick said:
Well then, it's a good thing then the porn I'm into doesn't really show skin tones or anatomy recognizable as human to a program...
Is that REALLY a good thing?

OT: Eh, If it can't detect movies, then i'm pretty safe. Still Images? I can use a magazine for those.