Porn Detection Stick Will Find Your Hidden Stash

[diablomaki]

im so glad it isnt 1998 i would be so busted

 

[Dogstile]

Well I stream all my porn, so I'm safe.

What if it goes through your internet folder and drags up the streamed shows?

In the article it said it can only detect non-moving images.

I'm still screwed, but its not like I care. Its not like I was doing research into hentai as a drawing style or anything...

[small]No, seriously, learning to draw hentai is one of the funniest ways i learned to creep my friends out[/small]

 

[Samurai Goomba]

A comment on there made me chuckle.

"Scan complete
80191934 results found"

I didn't realize my comp was the one being searched!

Anyway, yeah... Treating it like a horrible disease is funny. If you have to use a device to find it, odds are pretty good nobody will be stumbling across it who shouldn't be, i.e, young ones.

 

[Burst6]

Hmm.. i have some very wierd porn on my computer, and one very creepy neighbor. I hope he doesn't get whiff of this. Thank you portable drives.

 

[Double A]

There are so many jokes I want to do right now...

Damn it, why such a teasing thread!?

What, like how a stick that finds porn?

OT: Glad I'm using a Mac. I think I accidentally clicked on an Eve Online add the other day.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

There are so many jokes I want to do right now...

Damn it, why such a teasing thread!?

What, like how a stick that finds porn?

OT: Glad I'm using a Mac. I think I accidentally clicked on an Eve Online add the other day.

I already beat you to that joke.

 

[heyheysg]

Does it get bigger as it finds more porn?

 

[CrafterMan]

Such a device would also be extremely useful for recovering and organising all your lost porn. A force for good.

Hahaha amen to this

 

[Chechosaurus]

Just leave us alone and let us look at porn in peace!

That being said, who looks at pictures these days anyway? If it can't find videos then it's probably pretty useless to the over protective mother or possessive girlfriend.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

if i had a son, id use it to find his stash, for my own Use
if i had a daughter, id use it to make sure she isent showing off herself

otherwise, quite useless sounding device

 

[Arkhangelsk]

HA! Your plan is foiled, I've never downloaded porn ever! >
[sub]Unless it checks Internet history too... <.<[/sub]

 

[dochmbi]

Dont need it. I already have a biological porn detection stick

 

[Zedzero]

It must be destoried! 0.0

I say first use get to be on the inventor's computer.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

I dont download lol I only have to worry if it checks history but then again I erase my temporary internet files often

 

[f1r2a3n4k5]

Whoever invented this should receive the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Would that be the Darwin award?

I seriously hope that some horrified Executive from the producing company finds this in the hands of his wife!

I think an Ig Nobel Prize In Computer Science is much more suitable. For an expensive and next to pointless product.

 

[Caliostro]

Surely just scanning the hard drive looking for a folder that's mostly jpgs will do the same?

Add in a trace for skintone hues and you've got the 99%.

Or completely harmless photographs of people?

That said, if you're looking for my "porn stash" on my computer, you won't need this to find it. A minute looking around should do it... Then it's your problem not mine.

Why would I care if anyone finds my porn? Either they love it and ask to share, or they're disgusted and then it's their problem...

Still, I'd like to try it if only to see if it would get everything.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Fuck it i'm single not that i store any on my harddrive anyway!

 

[Booze Zombie]

"Mr. Wilson?"

"Yes, sir?"

"I see your PC is loaded with tentacle hentai..."

"Uh... yes, sir..."

"Can I have a copy?"

"Yes, sir!"