Prisoner Uses Metal Gear's Cardboard Box to Escape

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Much respect to his skill and luck.

The case does sound a bit dodgy. The whole "other DNA" thing is something that should have been looked into more than it appears to be.

Escaping does not suggest guilt, it suggests you don't like the legal system for one reason or another.

 

[Cryfear101]

Give him his fair do's , that is very clever

He has earned his freedom in my opinion.

Let the guy go!!!!

 

[dashiz94]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess the A.I. in the game
ISN'T really that bad. People are just dumb.

 

[Arcane Azmadi]

You can't say "just let the guy go, he's earned it" because he has after all BROKEN OUT OF PRISON where he was being held as an ACCUSED MURDERER. However the key word there is "ACCUSED" and given that he's spent 5 years just awaiting trial I can't find it in my heart to blame him for escaping. He needs to be recaptured at once, put on trial IMMEDIATELY and, if found not guilty, released without having further charges of Escaping Legal Custody brought against him and recompensed for the time he's already spent inside. It's a disgrace, that's what it is.

 

[T5seconds]

And people say we can?t learn from video games.

 

[akwardwhistle]

Hahaha oh how the french do surprise me.

 

[syndicated44]

Wow just wow. That is really fucking awsome. Nothing else to say. I guess our prison guards are going to play stealth games to figure out new ideas that prisoners might use. That or invent a metal gear to patrol outside the prison. That would be one hell of a deterent.

 

[Novania]

That was sooooo epic it totally made my day. That guy is awesome!!!

 

[Desert Tiger]

Hm?
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...Just a box.

 

[v3n0mat3]

Dun dun du du dun.... DUN DUN DUN!!!

 

[Mozared]

I agree with all that has been said, basically. Pure brilliance. Still giggling here.

 

[masher]

yeah, That man definitely earned some measure of freedom.

That's just awesome

 

[Daedalus1942]

I think that's not what happened.

The dude had a lightsaber, and we know how they react to lightsabers terribles.

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WHAT!? :S

OT. That's awesome, now people have more ammunition as to why videogames are bad, and blah blah... yaddah yaddah yaddah.

 

[SlasherX]

Dude this guy is like jesus but a smelly cheese eating dousche that likes video game oh wait that isnt really like jesus is it?

 

[robinkom]

Treiber? Treiber?! Treibeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

So true. But, hey, he had to get out... Metal Gear isn't going to destroy itself.

 

[dancinginfernal]

I saw this on kotaku when first released, and I'll say the same thing here I did there.

Fucking. Metal. Gear.
Give that fucker a medal and send him to find a giant bipedal robot with lasers.

P.S. What was that noise?
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Just a box.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

That is the single most amazing thing I've ever read in the history of everything.

He may be a murderer, but he is pretty damn clever.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Treiber? Treiber?! Treibeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

Damn you, sir.