Prisoner Uses Metal Gear's Cardboard Box to Escape

[AndyFromMonday]

I have a strange feeling that the people who try their best to get video-games banned will use this in order to show how playing video-games helps prisoner escape Prison and for this reason they should be banned...Nooooo, what am I thinking? They're not that dumb, are they?

 

[Flying-Emu]

So, a suspected murderer is out on the streets - ah but its ok, 'cause its so like, random, and zany, and it was in a computer game, and like-GAAAAAA! More proof I live on planet of shaved dribbling monkeys.

You're assuming that he is the murderer even though DNA evidence is inconclusive. For all we know, he's a wrongly accused man who rebelled against the corrupt system that held him and escaped from the penitentiary.

Have you ever been in jail? It's not a pleasant place. If I were him, I probably would have done the same thing (assuming he's wrongly accused).

 

[S-Unleashed]

Oh my gosh. That is geues! If he weren't a crimeal I'd say give him an award.

 

[matsugawa]

And seriously, that man deserves some kind of award or something. Something to immortalize him for years.

Maybe his headstone will be shaped like a cardboard box. Or they'll just bury him in that very box after his execution.

 

[matsugawa]

Okay, despite the tragedy of the murders and the scariness of the fact that this guy is back on the streets... I can't stop laughing.

 

[Massecurr]

wow thats all i can say. he broke out of a HIGH SECURITY PRISON using a cardboard box im stunned

 

[AceDiamond]

So, a suspected murderer is out on the streets - ah but its ok, 'cause its so like, random, and zany, and it was in a computer game, and like-GAAAAAA! More proof I live on planet of shaved dribbling monkeys.

You're assuming that he is the murderer even though DNA evidence is inconclusive. For all we know, he's a wrongly accused man who rebelled against the corrupt system that held him and escaped from the penitentiary.

Have you ever been in jail? It's not a pleasant place. If I were him, I probably would have done the same thing (assuming he's wrongly accused).

We won't know for certain unless he leaps off a hydroelectric dam while being chased by Tommy Lee Jones.

 

[Perticular Elk]

Wow. I can think of some prison guards who are long over due for a raise.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Props to him for having the balls to escape with such an ingenous plan, but I'm still hung up on the whole "he might be a murderer" part.

Granted, it's not actually 100% known, but, well... you know what I mean.

 

[willic767]

I think if you can pack youself in a box and get out of jail your free

 

[Grayjack]

He deserves his freedom. That is an awesome way of escaping.

 

[Emilin_Rose]

I'm not even a fan of the series, and i am wowed.

 

[ThreeWords]

Quick! Ban videogames!

Nah, Let the guy go, He is made of awesomesauce.

This, pretty much.

They've had him for four years without a conviction, and now he does an awesome thing like this? Let him go, he's earned it.

And, he's just too cool

If he killed those two women I don't think he has earned his freedom no matter how awesome of a breakout it was.

Note that he's been held without conviction.

A man is innocent until proven guilty. Mere suspicion does not make him a bad person.

Though he is French, so I guess it's a little less awesome than it otherwise would be...

Surely it's more awesome, because he has managed this awesomeness even though he's French

 

[Jim Grim]

So the escape of a man suspected of killing two people is nothing to be worried about. In fact, it's a source of amusement! Oh the hilarity!

 

[CakeDragon]

Methinks this article is slightly biased against the French...
But this man is a genius. He deserves a cookie.

 

[Fuhjem]

Hmm. A stealth game where you must escape from a prison guarded with superhuman officers whom can only see twenty or so feet in front of them?

I like the idea.

 

[AutumnGold]

holy shit thats awesome.