Prisoner Uses Metal Gear's Cardboard Box to Escape
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Fascinating. This means that the next time I play Metal Gear with Snake in a box and someone tells me such a disguise would never work, I'd pull up this article and tell them to shut the hell up.
A lot of people are praising this guy, and I agree that escaping disguised as a box is pretty impressive but... he's suspected of two murders. Someone said 'let him go'... I mean, isn't that completely insane and a mockery of the French justice system and perhaps all justice systems? Still pretty impressive, but luck to those trying to catch him.
Well not really, he was probably born in America, his father, Solid Snake, aka Big Boss, was also American, his surrogate mother, Eve, was Russian or something like that, and the women whose eggs were used as a recipient for BBs sperm was Japanese; she was also the assistant to the doctor who oversaw the cloning project, that's how he got her to do it, he said he's fire her if she didn't.Griever18 said:
The only French thing about Solids birth was the name of the project: les enfants de la terre, or something like that, but the only reason it has a French name is because Hideo Kojima has no sense of continuity.
What? This is an internet game forum! We know no solemnity here!Mechanical Cat Fish said:
Just kidding, I agree. Amazing escape or not, he's still a suspected murderer. I suspect that the French are going to scoop him up as quickly as possible, given that this is probably their most embarrassing defeat in a long time.
What about all those fellas on death row? 10 years waiting to be found guilty, wouldn't really call that a speedy trial.somekindarobot said:
but on topic pure win by the escapee
Crimsane said:
Ahhhhh my apologies, my understanding of the U.S legal system is shaky at best
but still keeping someone alive that long when they know they're destined for death could be considered slightly cruel......though some of sadist bastards deserve it.