Prisoner Uses Metal Gear's Cardboard Box to Escape

MiserableOldGit

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So, a suspected murderer is out on the streets - ah but its ok, 'cause its so like, random, and zany, and it was in a computer game, and like-GAAAAAA! More proof I live on planet of shaved dribbling monkeys.
 

ZehGeek

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teutonicman said:
I wonder how the guards feel? hahahaha pwn!
They must feel like guards in a MGS game, Superior genetics, can't see to far, and just thankful they haven't been choked from behind, and total idiots xD
 

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Marbles said:
somekindarobot said:
Five years awaiting conviction? I guess the French constitution doesn't have the right to a speedy trial like ours does. I guess all the lawyers were on vacation. They must have figured he wasn't going anywhere. Ha!
It actually has to do with a difference between the French and the American judicial system.

There are two main types of Judicial systems, the Adversarial System, and the Inquisitorial system. American uses the Adversarial system, and France uses the Inquisitorial system.

To put it in the simplest way possible, under the Inquisitorial system, the case is investigated, and evidence examined, and all that good stuff before the trial begins. The case doesn't go to trial until the judge is convinced that the accused is guilty. Basically, trials in France are roughly equivalent to the "Closing Arguments" and the "Sentencing" phase of the system that you know. If a case goes to trial in France, a conviction is almost guaranteed. Trials in France are EXTREMELY swift, and usually don't last more than an hour or so.

So to put it in perspective, it's closer to under the American system, a court case when has been dragged out for many years, as an example, the OJ Simpson trial, which lasted over 3 years.
Hmm, interesting. Sorry, I did not know that. Just to be honest, I prefer the way the American system works, but hey, who am I to judge?
 

ZehGeek

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TheFacelessOne said:
*Finds several guards wrapped up by a porno magazine.*
Make sure to eaither choke your target firmly, or CQC them aka Slit there throat(I always liked to slit people's throats in MGS3, I always have a death count of like 300 >.>)
 

MrSnugglesworth

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Wandrecanada said:
Why is everyone applauding a man suspected of the double homicide of two early 30s women by strangulation. It's terrible that he's escaped although it's even more terrible that he's been awaiting trial since 2004. There's even an odd mystery to the case in that there is DNA that they have not identified present on the tape used to gag the women.

If he was innocent and his cryptic response to being arrested of "He bumped her off," refers to the actual killer, this stupid escape will make him guilty of a crime anyways.

It's actually pretty bad news all around especially the high security prison, who was foiled by a man in a box (albeit a man with amazing woodcraft skills).
Its because we're all heartless.



Or maybe because noone cares.
 

DoW Lowen

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Despite how awesome the escape was, (which it pretty fucking was), you forget that he might be a potential double murderer and he's out there in the public. Hopefully he grows old really fast and dies.
 

oppp7

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Wow, and I thought our (US) justice system was bad (although maybe cardboard boxes are good at hinding people).