Put together the ultimate debate.

[WlknCntrdiction]

God vs Jesus

"But Daaaaaaaaad, why can't I move the TV into my room?"
"Son, I'm only God, I can't make your room any bigger than it already is"

 

[Ixus Illwrath]

stephen colbert vs jon stewart

the end all be all debate

I would watch that on pay-per-view

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Laurence Tureaud (Mr T) versus Chuck Norris, debating over who is the most badass (Mr T wins by a considerable margin)

Apologies to you Ixus Illwrath, but I guess I can't add any serious debates.

 

[Danny Ocean]

God vs Jesus

"But Daaaaaaaaad, why can't I move the TV into my room?"
"Son, I'm only God, I can't make your room any bigger than it already is"

I am getting ducks in there somewhere!

Duck VS. GOD!

Spoiler: Holy Crap!

 

[crmsnchn25]

eric cartman vs. stewie griffin.

 

[TomNook]

Escapist versus 4chan, sanity versus insanity, grammar versus illiteracy, THE FIGHT OF THE AGES.

 

[yourkie1921]

me with a chain-sycle and pistol vs all jehova's witnesses, all people who don't believe in the seperation of church and state, and all missionaries.

steve carell vs adam sandler

black male michael jackson versus white female michael jackson

yahtzee versus GabeHouseal

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Morgan Freeman debating with anyone about anything.
How could anyone disagree with this face?

Spoiler: click here for picture of Morgan Freeman, especially you Root_of_all_Evil

[http://imageshack.us]
okay so I lied.

Yeh...Like I'm that daft

 

[milomalo]

Hold on! How about:
-All of us
-Seab Connery and Cristopher Walken
-Bungie and Valve
-batman and the punisher
-Eric Cartman and Barack Obama
-Captain Kirk and Captain Crunch
-Jet li, Jesus and Darwin

Versus everyone else on the internet.

If you add Colonel Sanders (KFC) we could take on the whole world.

Yes...
So I add.

-Colonel Sanders
-Captain Ahab
-Gordon Freeman

Now we can take on the universe!

.

i laugh so hard with this...
now the winners!!
Sean Connery
Valve
batman
Barack Obama
Captain Crunch
Jet li

and nobody alive can beat chuck norris thats a fact...

EDIT
finally! im no copy clerk! wuju!!

 

[KyleTheAngry]

Angus Young VS Slash
Slash siding les pauls
Angus siding SG´s
only then to be broken up by eric clapton, who wins, siding the stratocaster. that i would pay to watch.

If you really want someone siding a strat...then you need...
ZOMBIE HENDRIX FTW!

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Every member on The Escapist against the rest of the Internet.

Who will win?

They will. No matter how many intelligent retorts we come up with, the amount of "ya? well, ur gay/a n00b/a nerd"s we'll get will probably irritate us to the point that we just give up and begin arguing with our cat/dog/wall for a more intelligent conversation.

 

[John Galt]

Escapist versus 4chan, sanity versus insanity, grammar versus illiteracy, THE FIGHT OF THE AGES.

Damn, I'd be torn between my two loves. I think good old 4chan would win out, they got the numbers and the hackers on steroids that we simply lack.

 

[Aries_Split]

Escapist versus 4chan, sanity versus insanity, grammar versus illiteracy, THE FIGHT OF THE AGES.

Damn, I'd be torn between my two loves. I think good old 4chan would win out, they got the numbers and the hackers on steroids that we simply lack.

Do.Not.Underestimate.Grammar! In the event we fight the battle, we shall start role playing, and they would sit there staring at us.

 

[PurpleRain]

Escapist versus 4chan, sanity versus insanity, grammar versus illiteracy, THE FIGHT OF THE AGES.

Damn, I'd be torn between my two loves. I think good old 4chan would win out, they got the numbers and the hackers on steroids that we simply lack.

Do.Not.Underestimate.Grammar! In the event we fight the battle, we shall start role playing, and they would sit there staring at us.

Numbers? You do realise, The Escapist house the Yahtzee fans. We will open the flood gates of the redshirts and watch the battle from a distance. Plus we have the (G)Mods, many banhammer's and, maybe, just maybe Yahtzee would do a bit of damage is Russ pulled his leash and let him loose onto the playingfield.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Morgan Freeman debating with anyone about anything.
How could anyone disagree with this face?

Spoiler: click here for picture of Morgan Freeman, especially you Root_of_all_Evil

[http://imageshack.us]
okay so I lied.

Yeh...Like I'm that daft

Come on Root. It's just a picture of a fluffy kitten licking the face of an even fluffier puppy. No crabs involved at all.

I want to see the Colonel and the Burger king versus Ronald Mcdonald, Grimace, The Hamburgler and whatever that bird was called.

 

[TheIr0nMike]

OK, here's a serious one--

Keith Olberman vs. Bill O'Reilly
Al Franken vs. Ann Coulter
Jon Stewart vs. Rush Limbaugh

and if I can ressurect someone from the dead

Oscar Wilde vs. Harold Bloom

Nice.

Richard Dawkins vs the Pope. I wouldn't even be cheering on either side, I just think it'd be funny.

No, the Pope vs Christopher fucking Hitchens. That would be an epic clash

 

[Blank Verse]

I'd record Oscar Wilde debating with Harold Bloom and watch the tape every weekend.

Good call.

Stephen Hawking vs. Einstein in theoretical math.

Though E=MC^2 was recently found correct (far beyond the shadow of a doubt), there are other differences they would quarrel over.

 

[Labyrinth]

Gordon Freemon vs George Bush Jr.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Buh? I was a bit shocked to see Ares Tyr had returned unannounced, but I swiftly realised what had happened.

What's with all the Necro'd threads lately?

Anyway, I want to see Rutherford B. Hayes (who I have appointed "champion of light") to square off against Chuck Norris, hopefully ending him and his putrid, moronic following once and for all.

I suppose calling it a debate would be a bit of a stretch though.

More of a massacre.

Rutherford B. Hayes wrestled bears.

 

[Sewblon]

Jesus Christ VS the inventor of securROM. it would end with the inventor of securROM being cursed unto 7 generations.