Question of the Day, April 24, 2010
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Robots, The least interesting of the three, yes.
But immune to fear, vampirism and wont be zombie-a-fied!.
But immune to fear, vampirism and wont be zombie-a-fied!.
Vampires have the more immediate threat potential, but Robots not requiring food have longer staying power and will win by attrition.
Zombies win by sheer numbers.
Vampires can't beat them because they don't really do headshots, and decapitation requires close combat, which is risking a bite.
Robots would start out having the upper hand. But eventually, there will be some freak infection, and the first Robo-zombie will appear. That day will be the beginning of the end.
Vampires can't beat them because they don't really do headshots, and decapitation requires close combat, which is risking a bite.
Robots would start out having the upper hand. But eventually, there will be some freak infection, and the first Robo-zombie will appear. That day will be the beginning of the end.
Vampires. Faced with destruction, they would sacrifice those pussies from the Twilight series and infect some humans with the badass vampirism from The Last Vampire or Bram Stoker's Dracula. Zombies, even if they were willing to attack fellow undead, would be easily destroyed by those superhuman vampires.
Robots are cool, but most modern robots are stuck on assembly lines and vacuuming floors. I don't think the robots are currently organized enough to produce more robots, so I think they would be disassembled by vampires. Or zombies would get goop all over the robots, and they jam up.
Or in another possible scenario, no one wins. Zombies only feast on living flesh, so undead vampires and metallic robots do not tempt them. Vampires see no threat from zombies, and let them live. Robots, presumably solar-powered, wander around during the day and vampires come out at night. It's a tie, with this trio of soulless species crushing all humans.
Except me, 'cause I'll totally be a badass vampire. Or a vampire cyborg.
Robots are cool, but most modern robots are stuck on assembly lines and vacuuming floors. I don't think the robots are currently organized enough to produce more robots, so I think they would be disassembled by vampires. Or zombies would get goop all over the robots, and they jam up.
Or in another possible scenario, no one wins. Zombies only feast on living flesh, so undead vampires and metallic robots do not tempt them. Vampires see no threat from zombies, and let them live. Robots, presumably solar-powered, wander around during the day and vampires come out at night. It's a tie, with this trio of soulless species crushing all humans.
Except me, 'cause I'll totally be a badass vampire. Or a vampire cyborg.
Robots would win. Vampires and zombies both go after human targets, not robots. Robots don't care if their squishy target is alive or undead.
Zombies wouldn't stand a chance against robots, since robots don't have any brains or other fleshy bits to eat, and they're slow and clumsy so they can't effectively fight back against the robots. Vampires might be able to fight back the robots for a while with their superhuman strength and speed, and they're not stupid like zombies, but eventually they would starve because they can't suck blood from robots.
Considering the alternatives, I welcome our new robotic overlords.
Zombies wouldn't stand a chance against robots, since robots don't have any brains or other fleshy bits to eat, and they're slow and clumsy so they can't effectively fight back against the robots. Vampires might be able to fight back the robots for a while with their superhuman strength and speed, and they're not stupid like zombies, but eventually they would starve because they can't suck blood from robots.
Considering the alternatives, I welcome our new robotic overlords.
might i note a flaw? you can't "kill em" but you can obliterate the physical bodies to dust unless your zombies can rebuild themselves on subatomic structure.The_root_of_all_evil said:
also robots don't need fuel they could be running on renewable power and with a self learning AI they'd adapt so that if zombies "could" rebuild themselves on subatomic structures they'd remove any physical trace left of the bodies. and vampires are a non issue
so robots
Definitely zombies, and not robots, not even close. Robots need power, they rust, you know what, I think this question is flawed, because we have no idea how advanced the robots are.
I mean, do they mean Terminators? Because yes, terminators would win
I mean, do they mean Terminators? Because yes, terminators would win
