Question of the Day, June 26, 2010

[ArchBlade]

Can't I just torture myself with a railroad spike instead?

OT: Team Jacob. 1. He's a werewolf. 2. Taylor Lautner used to be Sharkboy.

 

[Jeronus]

I haven't seen the movie but from what I heard Jacob is a nice guy who is in love with a shitty girl who is in love with an even shittier vampire. I voted for him because of that. I still don't approve of this series though.

 

[sunburst]

I'm on Team James. I believe the series would be drastically improved if James killed everyone in the first book.

 

[Flight]

Er. Neither. Ever. But if I have to choose (even though the books are utter rot), the actor for Jacob is cute and does not look like a powdered donut, so I'll go with that.

 

[brainamp]

one of my favorite shirts says, "and buffy stakes edward." I wish it also said, "then decapitates jacob."

 

[Triaed]

I refuse to vote!
Actually, I vote for someone to stick an icepick in my left eye, while someone else staples my testicles to a plywood board.
Thanks very much, that is much better

 

[Headless Zombie]

Well my name is Jacob, so I get my own team. Right?

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

um...team "twilight can go die in a hole." i didn't see it up there, but i thought you'd need to know.

 

[F8L Fool]

It's good to see that the talented actor is actually winning this poll. Both "main characters" within the Twilight can't act, it's just amazing. It's a steady stream of melodrama when it comes to Pattinson and Stewart that is painful to watch. The supporting cast overshadows the main characters every single time they're on screen at the same time.

 

[Dommius]

Team Calumon! Cake time!

 

[Sir Kemper]

...I love you, Escapist Staff...


Lyke, Team Edward ALL the way!

 

[Domou]

I'm ashamed to have watched all the previous movies(But I had the mindset of, "Hey, maybe the movies will be a smidge better than the bullshit books my friends forced me to read!"). But alas...No.

Team Charlie's Mustache.
Or Team Rocket.

 

[Autofaux]

Team Salvatore. Proper, good standing, properly characterised vampires with supporting characters that don't make you want to throttle them.

Also, Jacob is a paranoid, territorial adolescent with superpowers. He's like a Marvel nightmare made real.. uh, real as you can get in fiction.

 

[Aureli]

I'm for Team Blade

 

[elricik]

Jacob, yeah I'm a furry. But seriously who wouldn't date anyone over Robert Patterson, he looks like a ten year old girl refugee.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

How about Team Fuck You?

EDIT: Wait! I have another one! Team Get Off The Fucking Bandwagon.

 

[Lyri]

I'm on TEAM NOT SO SRS BSNZZ GUIZ!

Edward all the way!
Fuck Yeah!

 

[Brad Shepard]

Put team Calimon up and i might answer, other then that, nither.