Question of the Day, June 26, 2010

[TheNumber1Zero]

Apparently Calumon has a team... I'll go with that.

If that's not an option... I think the wolf guy's face disturbed me the least (Something about the vampire guy's face is unnerving to me, not sure why), so he'll do I suppose.

But otherwise, Team Calumon has my vote.
*Checks Poll*
Oh, well he has my Post.

 

[superbatranger]

How about neither? That sounds perfect to me. I'd rather be on Team Bender, Team Blade, Team Calumon, hell any team is better than a team that supports necrophilia and another that supports beastiality.

 

[Stu1701]

Team "I'd rather shove a white hot spike through my eye"

 

[ironm4id3n]

Neither, Twilight blows mucho ass.
Unless of course there's Team: I'll hide for a month or so, for twilight and all its angsty fans to go away.

Haha i know right?
I think all people ever that look at a twi-fag book or movie and don't have the urge to ram pineapples into themselves.... should all have pineapples rammed into them

 

[ironm4id3n]

I CHOOSE EDWARD, NOT BECAUSE HE IS A VAMPIRE AND NOT BECAUSE HE IS CUTE, JUST BECAUSE HE WATCHES HER ALWAYS. DEDICATION IS A BIG TURN ON!

OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES

 

[tthor]

It's very hard to decide due to the complex narrative that is the Twilight Saga, I think one really has put themselves in her shoes and have Bella's experience to be able to make a choice, it's hard because it's ofcourse eternal love and all. I think if you study the subtext of Eclipse especially you'll find some issues on dealing with the after effects of an important decision and whether the human mind has a lasting decision on it's emotional drive. Stephanie Meyer managed to make a very relateable and well driven series that made people look at themselves in a different way and re-evaluate what it means to be human.

Is what I would say if the books even counted as literature or art whatsoever, so fuck those people *continues using it as toilet paper*

XD thank God, halfway thru reading that comment i was actually starting to think you were serious!

 

[Patton662]

I don't entirely understand, does this have something to do with Twilight ?

 

[Thunderhorse31]

Wow, the poll has more posts than votes. That says something about this ridiculous question. I personally vote Team GTFO.

Or Calumon.

 

[Giest4life]

And why exactly are the Escapists tolerating this? Mutiny, anyone?

 

[soren7550]

How about, Team ARE YOU SERIOUS? Where's the "I'd rather read My Immortal" option?

...Really?

I mean.. Really? I choose Team Eternal Painful Suffering.

EDIT: On second thoughts, I'll go with Team Calumon

I'll go with these.

TEAM CALUMON FTW!

 

[Claymorez]

Team Calumon!

Calumon: Everyone on my team gets cake!

Spoiler: EDIT!

Well, since most of you want Calumon so much. I quickly threw up a poster!

Calumon: Don't stop Believing!

Edward? Never heard of him!

I VOTE TEAM CALUMON!

OT: I never thought i'd see this on the vox populi

 

[thenumberthirteen]

 

[Perryman93]

Fuck. Twilight.




I'm on team Van Helsing

 

[Alar]

Err neither.

Quoted for truth.

 

[Lexodus]

How about, Team ARE YOU SERIOUS? Where's the "I'd rather read My Immortal" option?

I just did. Best two days of my life, but I don't think I'll ever be able to look at lemonade again...

Meanwhile... Calumon! Calumon! Calumon!

 

[Nivag the Owl]

Option 3: No.

 

[Nouw]

Can't believe 90% of people are going to keep yelling "Team -non existent" Sure I hate Twilight too, doesn't mean I ruin the fun of the Escapist Staff Members.

Anyway, I chose Team Jacob.

 

[Enzeru92]

hahaha.... I pick NEITHER and its not because i hate Twilight but because its just a stupid