Question of the Day, May 10, 2010

[notyouraveragejoe]

I liked the baseball bat idea. Throw it up and then swing. See if you can make it go far, far away. Or play frisbee with it (while it plays music) until it dies.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Remember that guy who used to put all kinds of stuff into blenders to see if they'd blend? That.

Like this?
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I'd use a sledgehammer or a baseball bat to see how long I coul've sent it on it's way.

 

[GundamSentinel]

Anything + gravity is fun.

Drop it from high.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I like the Jake Gylenhall on the Jonathan ross show approach: Use it as a chopping board.

 

[f0re1gn]

Throw it to the ground with all the might you got!!

That'd be awesome!

 

[Yureina]

A Baseball Bat is the solution to all the world's problems.

 

[soren7550]

How about you pit it against Chuck Norris?

 

[ZakCanard]

Got to be the blender.

 

[DeadAccountMoveAlong]

Have it costar in a movie with Robin Williams and John Travolta.

Throw it like a hammer thrower would be kinda fun to watch...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_throw

Not the best way to destroy it, but this would be hilarious to watch.

 

[hudsonzero]

by training thousands of dolphins to jump on it

 

[TMAN10112]

Bullets and fire.

Spoiler: The Ipad needs some 9mm lovin'

 

[Robby Foxfur]

I'm gonna have to say jet engine just toss the thing right through it and bam I pad confetti!

 

[Twad]

By not buying it in the first place. Its a waste of money of you buy it, and when you destroy it too.

Hypothetically for me; hammer gun.

 

[That One Six]

I would very gingerly lean it against a cardboard box, then stab it repeatedly with one of my swords.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I'd drop it from a high place- then if it survives the fall it will proceed to slide down the street, thanks to it's super slick design that makes it impossible to pick up, hold or to prevent sliding down said street.

Also it cries softly if you leave it alone for too long.

 

[Zannah]

Spoiler: need i say more?

In all seriousness though, most measures suggested in this poll would be better tried out on high ranking apple employees, then their poor, innocent products

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Cover it in fireworks.

What better way to send off something then with a Bang?

 

[Pielikey]

Not buy it. Then Steve Jobs will finally understand that this piece of shit doesn't deserve the $400-$800 he's charging for it.

 

[xavierxenon]

Too busy to be creative but microwaving it would be fun =D

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Three words:

Will. It. Blend.