In 2012, Google will go to Apple, and from this unholy meeting we shall see the birth of our new masters as they develop the means of knowing our location at any given moment and supplying all of our needs in an instant. From this godawful union, they shall come to control our daily lives, our motions, and our schedules. Any disruption of their steady supply will ruin our lives, and we will grovel before them like the pitiful sniveling creatures we are.