Rapture Tomorrow

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Good. I hope so.

Get's rid of a LOT of really, really crazy people that actually believe it.

 

[Vakz]

It's the rapture, all gods chosen people will go to heaven and the rest of us get 5 months without them before the world ends 21st of October.

So we get five months without the religious crazy people? Aren't we supposed to be the ones getting punished? This will be wonderful!

 

[GodofCider]

Well, I have my first date tomorrow, which might explain why people think the world's going to end.

Lol ^_^

Good luck and remember to just enjoy yourself; most importantly though: don't act like someone you're not.

 

[gimmly22]

From: How to be a Villain by Neil Zawacki

1.) Plenty of Free Parking
2.) No more boy bands
3.) Radiation grants cool mutant powers
4.) Boiling seas like hot tubs
5.) Whore of Babylon is a total babe
6.) Get to watch the moon turn to blood
7.) Ravaging demons make commute more interesting
8.) Bio-plagues turn people funny colors
9.) Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - party animals!
10.) Heart-to-heart talks with C'thulhu before he eats you

 

[MoNKeyYy]

Aren't all the devout christians supposed to be spirited into heaven while the rest of us are left to rot? I think the real question here should be - Why is no one looking forward to the loss of all those lovely fundamentalists?

Probably because the "unsaved" are supposed to endure 150 days of natural disasters until God destroys the Earth in October. Not saying its happening thats just the full belief.

Hmm, one the one hand, fiery death...on the other, no fundamentalists....They should put a decision like that in Mass Effect 3. Now that is a tough choice

 

[LoFr3Eq]

I hear new Zealand is still with us.

Yep, still here, nice day here in Christchurch today, got a Magic: The Gathering tournament today. I hope that nationals are still on even if rapture does happen.

 

[Yvressian]

Well, it's midnight here. So... um... lovely weather we've been having.
Ah, screw it. I've really been hoping I was gonna get out of the next workweek on account of the whole doomsday thing.

 

[gregitaly]

Woah man like what if we're like already dead, and this is like purgatory...'s waiting room and like we like need to talk to a metaphysical receptionist to get into the actual purgatory. And like until then we have to read magazines so outdated their like older than the concept of exsistence. Woah got to sit down now.

 

[Yureina]

Actually we'll see each other but the four horseman will all kill us soon after our giant sinners only party

Ooh! We are going to have a big party tomorrow? What shall we do? ^_^

Darksiders, just to tempt fate.

I don't have that i'm afraid. Here are my options [http://steamcommunity.com/id/Yureina/games?tab=all]

I'll send you a 5th of the profits and A PONY!.

Pony?

Anyway, I'm sure my parents will have something to say tomorrow about this. They are as amused as I am about the lunacy of religious nutters.

 

[dogenzakaminion]

Ok now this is too much. First it was 2012. Then it was specifically December 21st of 2012. Then it was May 16th because the US reached their debt limit. Now it's May 21st? Can someone just pick judgement day and stick with it. It's not anything is going to happen anyway. Then again, as with the marked, self-fulfilling prophecies can occur so who knows. I just want to know where to mark my calendar so I'll remember to buy popcorn.

 

[ODSTShade]

Hey, if it happens tomorrow...can I have your car?

 

[Smertnik]

This thread reminded me of the fact that I still have play through Bioshock 2.

 

[michiehoward]

As lots of people already pointed out its already the 21th in many places. Jesus just doesn't work on EST time apparently.

Also and more importantly.

Matthew 24:4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, "Take heed that no man deceive you."

 

[Judgement101]

This and 2012 are the DUMBEST ideas concieved by humans.

 

[Chris646]

Haven't there already been, like, 5 "Judgement Days" that were supposed to happen in the last 3 decades?

Probably more. I think one was supposed to happen last month.

 

[Kukakkau]

Oh no, my village biannual fair is tomorrow it's going to be a zombie fest....

All I need to do is ask what expertise discovered this was happening, hear the world religon and walk away without it ever being mentioned again

 

[lostlambda]

It's 21st here already. No rapture in sight. Which is good, I get to finish LA Noire before I get cast down to hell.

maybe it's an american rapture the rest of the world will be fine but america will poof on the map tomorrow

 

[Gitty101]

It'll be funny to see all the looks on their faces when they realise they're wrong... Or how much I'll laugh if they're actually right XD. Either way tomorrow will be a fun day ^^

 

[spartan231490]

According to Harold Camping, an evangelist that predicted the end of the world back in '82 I think, tomorrow is the Rapture. And he has made sure we all hear about it.

http://www.ajc.com/lifestyle/will-christ-return-may-945589.html
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-20064290-10391704.html
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/
http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/wecanknow/

He's put up, like, 2,200 billboards, plenty of sign-holders, a few accounts made to post on videos "May 21st is Judgement day" yatta yatta yatta.
So, even though this contradicts the bible ("No man shall know the day." "Beware false prophets." "Not even angels know the day."), what do you think?

I think, that regardless of the truth of this assertion, this being a friday, I plan to party like I'm going to hell.

 

[Kukakkau]

This thread reminded me of the fact that I still have play through Bioshock 2.

This is what I was like for the past few days as well - couldn't get why people were going on about bioshock so much recently...till people started talking about zombies and I found out about this crap.