Real Life Superhero Thwarts Robbery, Gains TV Fame

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Tim Latshaw said:
You idiots! You exposed his secret lair! He's doomed!
"secret". My guess is that an awesome superhero is going to piss off a local crimelord, and this guy's gonna be hunted down, being blamed for it, even though he wasn't the batman with a gun that the crimelord was looking for.
 

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FieryTrainwreck said:
No way he pulls that off without the inherent coolness of a black man. A white guy would get laughed off the street.

Curse you, cool black man.

Would people still fear me if my supervilliany was triggered by an inability to dance?
He's white. His suit is black, but the dude is white.
 

A Weary Exile

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That's pretty awesome that he was able to stop an actual robbery, I bet that thief didn't see that coming.

I just hope he doesn't go all Rorschach-y on us. :D
 

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XcrossX said:
Diane: Today in the news a local man by the name "Phoenix" Jones tasered an unsuspecting man while he was trying to get into his car. The local man had locked his keys inside and was trying to retrieve them when he was assaulted. We take you now to Ollie Williams.

Ollie: Shits gettin real!

Diane: Thanks Ollie. Tom.

Tom: *ROFL* Kick-Ass!!!

OT: You can not tell them where your secret lair is. *facepalm*
One problem Diane died back in the episode "And then there were fewer." Forgot who the new Co-host is however, Still funny though.
Gah!? Joyce Kinney... You never know when these people are gone for good. Duly noted.
 

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Skjalg Kreutzer said:
FieryTrainwreck said:
No way he pulls that off without the inherent coolness of a black man. A white guy would get laughed off the street.

Curse you, cool black man.

Would people still fear me if my supervilliany was triggered by an inability to dance?
He's white. His suit is black, but the dude is white.
WHAT?!
 

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At least this one's actually doing stuff worthwhile - there are others who do stuff like patrol the streets at night checking cemeteries and lecturing teenagers on the values of abstinence.
 

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Does no-one remember the whole "Escalation" bit in Batman Begins? Soon we're going to have crazy costumes bank robbers dressed as clowns blowing up hospitals!
 

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Because he is not the hero Seattle deserves, he is the hero Seattle needs.

Shame this dude ain't legit. I mean, he gave a freakin' interview and showed us his lair. That ain't what Batman would do! Then again Iron Man did do that and he's awesome.
XcrossX said:
Diane: Today in the news a local man by the name "Phoenix" Jones tasered an unsuspecting man while he was trying to get into his car. The local man had locked his keys inside and was trying to retrieve them when he was assaulted. We take you now to Ollie Williams.

Ollie: Shits gettin real!

Diane: Thanks Ollie. Tom.
I totally read that in their voices. You just won the thread for making me laugh hard. Here's your gift:
 

FightThePower

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I'm sure this was the plot line of some comic or movie of some kind...nope, must be imagining it.
 

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FINALLY there is a real life superhero wannabe who got the look!
Ok he still look abit silly but at least he look the part unlike certain other heroes (Shadowhare and Viper). Ok granted being a real life superhero is great and all but I can never take them seriously when I see their hand made costumes.
 

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That guy is far from average. It is odd but watching this I suddenly got what people in comics were getting at talking about heroes in spandex.

But this is cool. Keep up the good work!
 

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GiantRaven said:
Time to dig out my old super-villain costume and move to Seattle I guess...
I was thinking the same thing. Not sure which doomsday device to bring with me though. So many good choices. >:D
 

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That is awesome! Just awesome that there are still people like him around. I salute you Phoenix Jones!
 
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haha damn. kudos to this guy, that costume actually is pretty legit upon seeing it, most people look stupid or dont have it measured right.

but anyways, good luck to him, hopefully he doesn' come across the wrong person someday with a shotgun or something..
 

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This is the coolest thing I have seen all month! Thank you! I'm just a bit afraid now that they're gonna wind up dead in an alley, beaten and stabbed to death D:
 

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I wonder how well he would respond to a real threat - such as a mall strapped with explosives. Time to bring a new class of villain to Goth... I mean Seattle.
 

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‎"I symbolize that the average person doesn't have to walk around and see bad things and do nothing"

Jesus H. Christ, this man is my new hero.
 

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Cowabungaa said:
Because he is not the hero Seattle deserves, he is the hero Seattle needs.

Shame this dude ain't legit. I mean, he gave a freakin' interview and showed us his lair. That ain't what Batman would do! Then again Iron Man did do that and he's awesome.
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Yeah, but you gotta err on the side of caution like Batman. Srs business being a hero. And NO INTERVIEWS!