Really Badass Quotes

[Wuvlycuddles]

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"

- The Jesus.

also

"I'm just a man who's good at what he does: Killing."

- The Solid Snake

also

"Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog!"

- The Harry Callahan (a.k.a the Dirty Harry)

 

[Queen Michael]

"Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!"- The 9th Doctor, ?The Doctor Dances?

I love this one. It popped into my head when I heard that they saved all those workers that were stuck underground a while back, and that was the first time in my entire life that I cared about anything like that.

 

[Tiamattt]

Not the most badass quote ever, and certainly pales in comparison to the stuff posted already, but this is one of the best quotes I read in a comic book in quite a long time.

And yet, here I am. A sure, and steadfast, destroyer of worlds. Look into my mind and see that I know your purpose. Look there and see that GALACTUS stands against you.

 

[RJ 17]

Vae Victis! (Woe to the conquered!) - Kane, Legacy of Kane

It's like I told my last wife, I said "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, besides that it's all in the reflexes." - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

Lo Pan: Then I can get a new body and my curse will be lifted!
Jack: And you'll go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave...
LP: INDEED!
Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, eh?
Wang: Jack--
Jack: "Jack" what?! I'm supposed to buy this shit?!
- one of the many great conversations in Big Trouble in Little China

Female Announcer: No, the Yellow Zone is for loading and unloading, you can never park in a White Zone.
Male Announcer: Now don't start in with that White Zone bullshit again.
Female Announcer: Who are you kidding, you know what this is really about...you want me to have an abortion!
- Airplane

 

[bird of hermes]

Kill Maim Burn, Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,

I think he likes Killing maiming and burning things... bur Kharn is actually a decent guy you know?

hell of a guy, that Kharn.

there's a quote from the book Dark Apostle, spoken by a Commissar about how you don't, under any circumstances, flee from the enemy. he talks about how "If your power cell runs dry, you switch to your pistol. If you don't have a pistol, you use your knife. If your knife breaks, you fight with your hands. And if your hands are cut off, you still don't run. You bite off their damned kneecaps if you have to."

somewhat paraphrased, 'cause I'm too lazy to go and find it again, but that's the gist of it. gotta love the Commissars.

 

[Saviordd1]

I have a weird one

Gettysburg
Give me plenty of ammunition,

I'll kill them all before they reach my line.


They are more but I'm sure by now they've already been said.

 

[Northern64]

Castle: "how often do people die around here?"
Beket: "same as everywhere else just the once"
Castle

"you are on thin f**king ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks"

ezio: "who are you"?
????: "don't you recognize me? ... it's a me Mario"!

and a fun depiction of barbarians from terry pratchett's interesting times;
"They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything virtuous about poor people, it was simply because poor people had no money".

 

[Irridium]

You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.

Sovereign

Mass Effect

That quote always gives me chills.

 

[Ironman126]

Kill Maim Burn, Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,

I think he likes Killing maiming and burning things... bur Kharn is actually a decent guy you know?

Hey, man, the Dark Eldar make the Necron look like decent people. By comparision, Kharn just has a bit of a troubled streak.

 

[Aurgelmir]

Kill Maim Burn, Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,Kill Maim Burn,

I think he likes Killing maiming and burning things... bur Kharn is actually a decent guy you know?

Hey, man, the Dark Eldar make the Necron look like decent people. By comparision, Kharn just has a bit of a troubled streak.

The Dark Eldar make anyone look like pretty little schoolgirls
Got to love the Dark Eldar

 

[RickmanUK]

"I Believe in the Democratisation of Fear."
Darth Jadus (SW: The Old Republic)

Pc's get afew good ones aswell.

 

[n00dle37]

Hodor: "HODOR!" (Changed the way I look at the world.)

Grunt: "I don't need luck, I have ammo."

 

[starwarsgeek]

?Marriage is a duel to the death, which no man of honour should decline.?
-G. K. Chesterton

 

[Gabanuka]

Spoiler: And, uh, well...All of this. Spoilers for ME3 are EVERYWHERE

Spoiler

Renegade Shep shoots Mordin!? Thank god I play paragon, that's just to freaking far!

 

[hazabaza1]

"I am one with the Shadow-...Huh? *****?"
"I don't like you... and I want nothing to do with you! Besides, I have my companions! Of course, they're weak, and they whine when I leave-it's almost too much trouble... But they are my friends, and I will fight by their side, now, and forever!"

Said by the same book in the very same cutscene. Cookie for anyone who gets it.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

I love Majin Vegeta, he says good stuff.

 

[chinangel]

"Please...try harder."
-Albert Wesker.

In fact, pretty much every line that passes this man's lips is solid gold. The guy can turn the most cheesy lines into something memorable, and it's all thanks to that silky, sexy, dangerous voice of his.

mmm...wesker...

 

[G96 Saber]

"This is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. It?s my fucking victory march, you fuckers" - Accelerator, Toaru Majutsu no Index Volume 22.

He has a shield that encases his body which can control the vector of anything it touches - he's nearly invincible.

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

"Can I say something about destiny? Screw destiny! If this evil thing comes we'll fight it, and we'll keep fighting it until we whoop it. 'Cause destiny is just another word for inevitable and nothing's inevitable as long as you stand up, look it in the eye, and say 'You're evitable!'"-Fred,Angel

 

[GmonXyZ]

The Conscience of a Hacker: The Hacker Manifesto by The Mentor.