Really Badass Quotes

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

"Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction." - Sovereign in Mass Effect.

"Victims, aren't we all" *stabs Tintin* - Eric Draven in The Crow

 

[DugMachine]

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the
intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW-- What a Ride!" -variation of a quote by Hunter S. Thompson


What I tell people (mostly my mother) when they ***** about my tattoos and smoking.

 

[Qitz]

"Good, bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire Five shots, or six? Well, you better ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?"

"We are the makers and we are the dreamers of dreams."

 

[General BrEeZy]

"Take a step closer, lads. it'll be easier that way" said he before the firing squad killed him.

lemme get you the name real fast...

............

That was Robert Childers. and here are 10 other bad-A last words:
http://www.cracked.com/article_16354_the-11-most-badass-last-words-ever-uttered.html

 

[Ben Agar]

I feel bad quoting my own story but I'm pretty proud of this from the inner monologue of my main character Attelus Kaltos of Secret War.

"I am not a partier I am an assassin, who kills people for a living and it being the dangerous job it is and that I would quite like to live past my twenties, I spend every waking hour training. Making sure I have the necessary skills to live to see the next day".

 

[Aurora Firestorm]

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in command here." - Jayne, Firefly

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

'I know what you?re thinking; ?Did he fire six shots, or only five?? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I?ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you?ve got to ask yourself one question: ?Do I feel lucky?? Well do ya, punk?'

Man, Clint Eastwood is always an incredible badass. He doesn't even need to speak for that (just watch a spaghetti western).

 

[Merkavar]

this scene but the "f you you fing f" quote just for the number of fs

 

[Jedoro]

"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" Commander Shepard, ME2

 

[Scarim Coral]

This come to my mind-
You wil know a badass when he/ she quoting the Bible in the right way while about to execute someone.

 

[octafish]

Shoot straight you bastards- Don't make a mess of it! - Breaker Morant's last word before being executed by firing squad.

My centre is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent, I am attacking. - Ferdinand Foch

All right, then, I'll go to hell - Huck Finn deciding eternal damnation is preferable to betraying Jim

That is the dematerializing control. And that, over yonder, is the horizontal hold. Up there is the scanner, those are the doors, that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy! Now please stop bothering me. - The First Doctor.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

" Do you want to know why I use knives? It's because guns; they're too quick. You don't get to see all the little emotions. You see, in their dying moments, people show you who they really are. So I guess you could say that I knew your friends better than you ever did...

Do you want to know which of them were cowards?"

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."
-Theodore Roosevelt after being shot in the chest. He then delivered a 90 minute speech after which he finally went to the hospital.

"We put poisons in our water and air to weed out the weak! We detonate fission bombs in our only biosphere! We nailed our god to a stick! Don't fuck with the human race!"
-Anonymous


ANd last but not least:

 

[Chalacachaca]

There's one by Solid Snake which I just remembered some days ago.
"You want eternal rest? I got it right here" he says that just as he aims a carbine at Fortune, a gal who is looking for someone to kill her (since she believes she cannot die since she deflects every bullet fired at her).

 

[Rastien]

The entire monologue between spike and vishas in episode 6 of cowboy bebop "ballad of fallen angels" during the scene below spoiler warning on the image.

If you ever only watch one episode of anime in your life please make it this one.

Spoiler

 

[dragonswarrior]

"My first mentor called me E'lir because I was clever and I knew it. My first real lover called me Dulator because she liked the sound of it. I have been called Shadicar, Lightfinger, and Six-String. I have been called Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and Kvothe Kingkiller.

I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them.

I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, though very few were unearned.

I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebond. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

You may have heard of me."

-Kvothe, from Patrick Rothfuss' The Name of the Wind.

Captcha: weasel words. No the hell they are not!!

 

[Gustof26]

"Who am I. I'm the reason every man worth his salt carries a gun. I'm the reason people have locks on their doors. I'm the reason man has nightmares. I'm the reason the coffin maker, and the funeral parlors are in business. I'm the reason God made hell. I'm the the reason you'll not live to see another day. Who am I, Who are you?"

"I've got a gun, this gun has six bullets in it. If you don't shut your mouth, it will only have five."

 

[Terminate421]

"OOPS you lost your head!"

That's all I can think of now

 

[Rawne1980]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum ... and i'm all out of bubblegum - Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live.

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all outta bubblegum!" - You should know where that comes from!

Seriously; why has this not been posted yet?

Dammit, beaten to it.

But I swear if someone quotes you and says Duke Nukem started it i'm going to hunt people down and slap them with a soggy salmon.

 

[Daveman]

Isn't it enough to say that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are fairies at the bottom of it?

Not badass, but pretty cool.

Then there's the epitome of cool...