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LordZ

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While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.

If, however, you are applying your tranny name to a real or imagined sister, there's only one thing I have to say to you.
 

Marion Cox

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LordZ said:
While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.
Dear Lord Z,
My dad didn't name me after either of my older sisters (Maryanne and Marian), he named us all after an ancestor and civil war hero: Lieutenant Marion Keybridge Cox. The story goes that he took 12 gallows-bound soldiers and turned them into a special infiltration unit. The mission went horribly wrong and only Lt. Cox returned. Rumors had it that he had eaten the other men and his right arm to survive but there was never enough evidence to hang him, so they gave him a Purple Heart instead.
 

Aloran

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Onyx Oblivion said:
Best. Article. Ever.
Quoted. For. Truth.

I think I'd have done exactly the same thing in your position as well.

Although maybe I wouldn't have swung the desktop, more likely my actual fists...hmm.
 

Parallel Streaks

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SeanTheSheep said:
That, Mr. Cox, was amazing.
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Renault" though?
What sort of sadistic bastard names their kid "Marion"?

Anyway, hilarious, now I know not to take my Mac to a PC fight.
 

Snotnarok

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Your story actually really angered me, reminding me of the ways my sister was abused by roomates, we had to move her twice from her dorm rooms. A few of my friends were taken for rides because they believed the shitty advice of fanboys rather than someone who actually works with the units, so they get stuck with garbage and I sit and say "I told you so, this is what you get for not listening to a professional on the matter and listening to some jackass" I get the "Yes you were right, then they do it again. Le sigh :\

People don't often see exactly what's going on in life but that's what brothers are for.
 

antipunt

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Haha ..wow. OK, totally did not see this coming.

Hilarious read (btw, my life suddenly seems -incredibly- dull)
 

Jared

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dodokiller88 said:
A great read; much better than the usual fake news stuff.
Indeed! Made me chuckle!

I love your articles Marion...A+ this week =D
 

BeastofShadow

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Kalezian said:
OT: would it be considered a stereotype to say that all mac users are exactly like Mr. Renault?
It would. It would also be 100% accurate. Stereotypes have to start somewhere you know...
 

Joseph Benckert

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who uses a password on the pronz. Hey if the person dig's that deep into my computer.they deserve to see whats hidden.

Also great read. this is the kind of stuff that keeps me coming back everyday.
 

Kuhkren

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I don't know about overpriced for some. I paid $800 for a normal macbook and dual-booted windows 7 to play steam games. Left 4 Dead 2 works with ease, its legit. On the subject of macbook pro's and macbook desktops, f*** them. A lot of money for little substance, especially when for less than a grand you can make yourself a nice gaming rig.
 

Mr. Mike

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300lb. Samoan said:
Bravo! My PC's big and I like it that way! So is my bass guitar, I pride myself on its ability to crush creak-heads beneath its heft!
Bass guitars and PCs win at crushing things vs their counter-parts. The difference is that guitars are still viable things while Macs are generally useless. (I use PCs for gaming, hence the comment, not trying to create flame-bait here)
 

Fists

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Soylent Bacon said:
Pssh, my porn folder password was a lot harder to guess than 12345

People bury their private material in password-protected folders you say? Do tell...
Something else that works well is changing the file name and extension, could be a little tedious for larger collections though. I stopped trying to hide mine when I noticed no-one searches my computer, so long as it doesnt accidentally end up in my shared files.

Oh, and miso soup grows on you, it no-longer makes me feel like vomiting.
 

Coldman42

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Damn hippies. If one of my sisters ever dates a hippie I'll beat his head in with something harder then my PC case.

My PC case isn't very dense. It's a small case so i can put it where i need it. Although i do have a rather large case that is all metal i used a few years back for my old PC. maybe i should break that out if my sister ever needs one.