Hail Skroobthekg said:That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage!LeonLethality said:12345? That's the kind of password an idiot would have on his luggage!
Agreed. The first article I actually FULLY read. This also saddened me a bit; this particular article, not me never reading a full article.dodokiller88 said:A great read; much better than the usual fake news stuff.
...Then let me say, I'm even more sorry now. Your dad named all his children after a guy who had 12 people on the team and returned without any of them?Marion Cox said:Dear Lord Z,LordZ said:While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.
My dad didn't name me after either of my older sisters (Maryanne and Marian), he named us all after an ancestor and civil war hero: Lieutenant Marion Keybridge Cox. The story goes that he took 12 gallows-bound soldiers and turned them into a special infiltration unit. The mission went horribly wrong and only Lt. Cox returned. Rumors had it that he had eaten the other men and his right arm to survive but there was never enough evidence to hang him, so they gave him a Purple Heart instead.
And without an arm too, this is the sort of person you should look up too.Abedeus said:...Then let me say, I'm even more sorry now. Your dad named all his children after a guy who had 12 people on the team and returned without any of them?Marion Cox said:Dear Lord Z,LordZ said:While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.
My dad didn't name me after either of my older sisters (Maryanne and Marian), he named us all after an ancestor and civil war hero: Lieutenant Marion Keybridge Cox. The story goes that he took 12 gallows-bound soldiers and turned them into a special infiltration unit. The mission went horribly wrong and only Lt. Cox returned. Rumors had it that he had eaten the other men and his right arm to survive but there was never enough evidence to hang him, so they gave him a Purple Heart instead.
My grandpa survived WWII with one leg.ColdStorage said:And without an arm too, this is the sort of person you should look up too.Abedeus said:...Then let me say, I'm even more sorry now. Your dad named all his children after a guy who had 12 people on the team and returned without any of them?Marion Cox said:Dear Lord Z,LordZ said:While your story sounds like something a friend of mine would make up (only not quite as good), I'm more interested in the fact you claim to have a sister named "Maryanne." If by chance, you really do have a sister with that name, then you have my sympathy. Not only did your parents name you after your sister, they did it in spite of the fact you are male.
My dad didn't name me after either of my older sisters (Maryanne and Marian), he named us all after an ancestor and civil war hero: Lieutenant Marion Keybridge Cox. The story goes that he took 12 gallows-bound soldiers and turned them into a special infiltration unit. The mission went horribly wrong and only Lt. Cox returned. Rumors had it that he had eaten the other men and his right arm to survive but there was never enough evidence to hang him, so they gave him a Purple Heart instead.
Remember in the civil war all weapons were two handed, this dude survived with one arm.
Now THIS is 100times more funny than your entire story.Dear Lord Z,
My dad didn't name me after either of my older sisters (Maryanne and Marian), he named us all after an ancestor and civil war hero: Lieutenant Marion Keybridge Cox. The story goes that he took 12 gallows-bound soldiers and turned them into a special infiltration unit. The mission went horribly wrong and only Lt. Cox returned. Rumors had it that he had eaten the other men and his right arm to survive but there was never enough evidence to hang him, so they gave him a Purple Heart instead.
My argument is not invalid, Marion Cox's ancestor was the only survivor of a special forces unit and he survived with only one arm... heard it before?Abedeus said:My grandpa survived WWII with one leg.
Your argument is invalid. Especially since the civil war was... well, a civil war. No other country cared about it.
That is the best sentence I've heard in a LONG time!Marion Cox said:[..] If I got the computer set up quickly, I could stop by Giorgio's and pick up a BBQ chicken pizza and beer to wash the taste of health out of my mouth.
2 of them ?danpascooch said:Seriously though, is there anything in this world better than Barbecue Chicken Pizza?