I'm not saying you secretly didn't like the game. I'm saying that anyone going through a game as thoroughly broken as Mass Effect Andromeda for an extended period of time and saying that in the end the game was good in any respect is wrong. I played Dragon Age Inquisition, I know the song and dance here. You overlook the game's faults, the oily skin textures, the weirdly shifting quality in voice acting, the writing that goes from "Discourse on Orlais" to "Isn't the word trousers charming when it's coming out of a really weird looking elf's badly lip-synced mouth?" Mass Effect Andromeda is simply a Sci-Fi Inquisition (I guess both literally and thematically in some ways) and the fact that anyone here has the gall to say a game like this can be good... I won't say it sickens me, but it makes me question where people's standards have gone.Zydrate said:Wait. Are you reading our minds across the internet? When some of us say "Yea, it wasn't bad" you're saying we're... wrong somehow? Like my 120 hours was me secretly not liking the game?DemomanHusband said:To be fair, saying you were surprised by how good a game like ME:A was is like saying you were surprised by how dry the ocean is, it displays a blatant lack of objective understanding of your own experiences.
While I stand by that some opinions can be outright wrong, this one feels a bit dumb to me.
"I like this game"
"No, you're wrong because you don't understand yourself."
"....?????"
The only thing remotely fun in Inquisition was the multiplayer, in a mindless way. Never mind the ruination of Qunari lore, never mind #RideTheBull, never mind the fact that your only interesting companion was basically the Nu-Star Trek Spock as an elf with some Cumberbatch genes mixed in for good measure; I liked the multiplayer. This does not mean it was surprisingly good. Quite the opposite, the very fact that this one bit of the game was even anywhere near tolerable made the collective experience even more draining.
To the other fellow claiming I used a false equivalence, tell me that Mass Effect Andromeda is not absolutely devoid of quality. Tell me its destitute animation budget and by the numbers gameplay are not factually indicative of a poorly managed development cycle. Tell me that the writing team consistently shitting on their own universe for the sake of pandering to an audience who either doesn't exist or only cares about finding new things to complain about isn't a clear indicator of a bad game's bad writing. Not only that, even their non-pandering bits are just awful. "Let's get naked and size each other up to get a feel for our species so the protagonist can walk in on us! Oh, and let's be all snarky, too." Oh wait, that's still pandering.
So, once more. I'm not saying that you're wrong about liking the game, you can do that all you like. I'm saying you are wrong for liking it. There's liking something for how bad it is, and there's this. Call me an ass, call me whatever, frankly I'm more than a bit sad that we've got people defending ME:A of all things here. I feel genuinely bad for anyone who wasted their time with it.
Yeesh, apologies for the rant, but damn.