Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Robert632]

Granted. Now everyone forgets to ruin things.

I wish the GM in the RP I'm in would stop being so nice about the RP being on an unofficial hiatus so I can be good and mad.

Also

@Robert: I don't think that's a bad thing.. I get my colas, and a zompocalypse? Sweet deals!

Granted, it's one of those small plastic swords that people get in their fruity cocktail drinks. And it breaks seconds later.

Well the thing I was trying to get across was that their was only zombie colas running(rolling?) around, and I doubt you'd want to find out what the consequences of drinking a zombie cola would be.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh... granted... but you ...um... once the RP starts back up, both your HP and XP are back down to one. And then it's put back on hiatus, but this time it's official.

I wish for a card to already be in the mail, from myself to my cousin, and it's a nice card and everything.

 

[steeple]

granted, the card you've sent somehow got anthrax in it... your cousin is now dead... forever...

I wish to be able to sing opera

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but the first note you sing breaks your vocal chords.

I wish for a ghost.

 

[steeple]

granted, it gets busted...

I wish for an awesome theme-song

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It never stops playing ever. and you soon die of sleep deprivation due to it, though not before your become very sick of your theme.

I wish for the bestest pancake ever.

 

[Seydaman]

Granted.
But the chemicals that made it the bestest pancake ever gave you cancer.

I wish for happiness.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted happiness is the name of a new disease which means it hurts to laugh. Part of the ironic strain of diseases.

I wish for a good week.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, However you live this one week out for ever and ever, never escaping or changing anything. You don't even have control over your own body.

I wish for helicopters at sunset.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, they fly to far out into the sunset and burn.

I wish I had a boxing robot that danced with me.

 

[steeple]

granted, the dance is called "the mike tyson", guess how it goes?

I wish to be able to throw my eyeballs at random people on the street and put them back in without any damage...

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Someone eventually steals your eyes.

I wish for licorice

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. It revives Adolf Hitler and all his Nazi friends. Way to go.

I wish for banana.

 

[steeple]

granted, someone sticks it... somewhere...

I wish for a delicious untampered-with apple pie

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the guy you just stole it off is a bit angry, oh hey he has a gun!

I wish for a better reason to go to work.

 

[Robert632]

Grnated. You're forced o go there at gunpoint, and you will forever have a gunman pointing a gun at you while you work, until you snap and try to escape. Naturally you die.

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. Its soy.

I wish for a harem.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. They all have VD.

I wish for no VD.

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

Granted but you get worse (not sure what VD is)

I wish I could fly.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Granted. You can now fly, buy it takes the same effort as walking.

I wish I was super smurt! :3