Granted, but it causes a flood that engulfs your entire town/city/whatever.
I wish to be the very best, like no-one ever was.
I wish to be the very best, like no-one ever was.
Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.
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Wish granted, you are now the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is your real test, and to train them is your cause. Unfortunately, you're already the best, so training them is meaningless, and your cause feels empty and unfulfilling.
I wish I could instantly clean my house with a snap of my fingers.
I wish I could instantly clean my house with a snap of my fingers.
Granted. Every time you need to activate that power, you lose a heart.
I wish for a giant mech with a drill that can pierce the heavens!
I wish for a giant mech with a drill that can pierce the heavens!
Granted. The mech needs to stay plugged into an outlet at all times though, the cord is a foot long, and no extension cords work with it.
I wish to be able to read minds.
I wish to be able to read minds.
Wish granted. You have no way to filter out the thoughts of people around you, and you always hear their most useless and annoying thoughts first.
I wish the world was like a Professor Layton game, and all my problems and disputes could be settled by solving puzzles. I also want his fancy hat.
I wish the world was like a Professor Layton game, and all my problems and disputes could be settled by solving puzzles. I also want his fancy hat.
Granted. Your home has had all it's utilities shut off, and your name has been legally changed to "Happy". Emotionally speaking, you're quite miserable.
I wish the fruit in my house would never spoil.
I wish the fruit in my house would never spoil.
Granted. But the composition of the fruits make it acidic to your health and kill you if you even smell it.
I wish for a way to wake up the sheep.
I wish for a way to wake up the sheep.
Granted, but now they never go back to sleep, and their ceaseless bleating echoes throughout your mind.
I wish I didn't have to get up early.
I wish I didn't have to get up early.
Granted. You can pick up from the White House, it's in the Oval Office. The Secret Service has some questions for you.
I wish for wishes that don't ruin themselves.
I wish for wishes that don't ruin themselves.
Granted, they don't ruin themselves for 5 seconds. Enjoy that happiness while you can.
I wish that I had an apple pie ... right next to me.
I wish that I had an apple pie ... right next to me.
Granted, but then everything in the universe stops following rules.
I wish for a reality warping device.
I wish for a reality warping device.
Granted, but it is broken and only allows reality to be warped so that goats are the dominant species on Earth.
I wish I could travel to all the countries in the world.
I wish I could travel to all the countries in the world.
Granted. Coincidentally, all countries except for the one you're currently living in have colonized space . . . and they took their land with them (don't ask me how).
I wish Starbucks could brew a decent cup of plain black coffee (seriously, they can make all sorts of mixed drinks, but decent black coffee is somehow beyond them?!).
I wish Starbucks could brew a decent cup of plain black coffee (seriously, they can make all sorts of mixed drinks, but decent black coffee is somehow beyond them?!).
Granted, but now you need a constant supply of coffee from Starbucks. This is because instead of needing air to live, you now need a constant supply of black coffee from Starbucks.
I wish I had an Iron Man suit of my very own.
I wish I had an Iron Man suit of my very own.
Granted. The suit has a personality that erases your own, making sure that you never live again.
I wish for some winnings in chess.
I wish for some winnings in chess.
Granted, you win a punch to the face for making your opponent angry.
I wish for more creative ways to ruin wishes.
I wish for more creative ways to ruin wishes.