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UltraDeth

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Granted, you're encased in ice

I wish I had every rock and metal album released in the recent century
 

FPLOON

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Granted, those wishes stabs you directly in both the heart and brain...

I wish After Earth had a much better ending!
 

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Granted, the Piranha's not sedated, since it can breath/act on land, and the "chips" are American potato chips...

I wish Eggman new what "PINGAS" meant!
 

UltraDeth

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Granted, now he hates it

I wish I could get Commander Shepard posthumously promoted to Captain
 

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Granted, at that point, all of his crew mates must be part of the Reaper...

I wish Kratos got his normal life back!
 

UltraDeth

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Granted, now the God of War series never happened

I wish my idea of the perfect ending of Mass Effect 3 is canon in the next game

(Incidentally, my perfect idea is High EMS Synthesis)
 

FPLOON

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Granted, they make the Mega Man box art look like a da Vinci masterpiece!

I wish I was asleep 5 hours ago!
 

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Granted, M. Night's adapting them as we speak...

I wish the cow said "Mooove, *****! Get out the way!"
 

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Granted, she's goes crazy and reenacts the fanfic Cupcakes with you...

I wish I knew about Be Cool, Scooby-Doo! sooner!
 

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Granted, to a surgical "mishap", not only are you 100% irreversibly blind, but also the cybernetic eye doesn't even work...

I wish I had a not-a-comeback-style comeback!
 

UltraDeth

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Granted, but it's still interpreted as a comeback

I wish I had battle trophies from the Chaos Marines
 

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Granted, they look like shit... and are made of 100% shit...

I wish the hullabaloo would continue!