Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Oct 14, 2020
8,662
3
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Your mouse uses batteries? Are you implying you wasted money on a wireless mouse? And look at you now, wasting this wish. Get out of my sight.

I wish to be a bigot.
 

EeveeElectro

Cats.
Aug 3, 2008
7,055
0
0
Granted. Good look getting a job with no GCSEs. Also you can't read or write so you can't see what I wrote :D

I wish I wasn't so cold D:
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
12,531
0
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Granted, this "dessert" you speak of is nothing more than a common salad bowl... only without the "salad" part...

I wish for more friends!
 

DotSlash

Knives on Full Auto!
Nov 20, 2011
8,070
0
0
Your sanity causes you to despair about the coming overly ignorant generation and the fact they will run eeeeeverything.

I wish for cheese.