Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, this "love" will not be your own nor will it actually be towards you...
Plus, it will smell really bad overall...
(I believe <link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LAs7X5ybE>this song sums up your now current situation, I presume...)

I wish for a better tomorrow... tomorrow...
 
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Granted. Tomorrow's tomorrow will be so much better for you when you find a dollar on the ground. The day after when you realize that it was coated with a slow-acting poison will not be so great, however.

I wish to know what I'm doing.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, by knowing what you're going to do, you will always be hesitant to do exactly that for the fear that what you're going to do isn't actually what you wanted to do anyway...

In other words, your mind is now trapped in a paradox... (Hope you enjoy the definition of insanity...)

I wish for the complete series box set of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy...
 
Oct 10, 2011
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Granted, it should be about two months for it to ship via hovercraft. And a $10,000 shipping charge will be added to your purchase.

I wish to no longer be afraid.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

Better Red than Dead
Aug 5, 2009
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Granted. You can fall off that cliff without a sweat now! You weren't too afraid to climb it afterall.

I wish for bacon sandwiches.
 

Barbas

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Granted. You'll have to get them out of the angry pig, though.

I wish for a palace of crystal and obsidian.
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, we could only afford pseudo-crystals to make the palace... on top of mistaking Obsidian the game company as a component to the making of said palace... In other words, the palace not only looks fake, but it's filled to the gills with bugs... (Have fun!)

I wish for a better tomorrow... yesterday...
 

RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Granted, but Tommy Wiseau is directing, writing, producing, and staring in it.

I wish that I could eat gluten again!
 

FPLOON

Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn
Jul 10, 2013
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Granted, this is another form of cannibalism since you are 100% made out of gluten! (Have fun eating you own kind... I guess...)

I wish I was like Mike!
 

OmniscientOstrich

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Jan 6, 2011
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Granted, you've killed the thread and robbed millions of people of their hopes and dreams. You happy now, asshole?

I wish I was a shapeshifter.
 

RedDeadFred

Illusions, Michael!
May 13, 2009
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Granted, you can now move various shapes around your house. I bet the triangles are extra fun!

I wish that my boss was a nicer person.
 

Roxas1359

Burn, Burn it All!
Aug 8, 2009
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Granted, your boss is now a robot, and he puts happy face emojis after all letters to you. :D Also, you're position is being replaced with a robot as well. :D

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.
 

FPLOON

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Granted, you are only a genius at not being a genius! *insert Inception noise here*

I wish for more money for the family!
 

Not G. Ivingname

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SilverBullets000 said:
Not G. Ivingname said:
I wish that I had a better computer.
Granted, but you're unable to connect to the internet.

You do things so fast you BURN YOUR SKIN OFF YOU SOULLESS *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleeping* *BLEEP*.

I wish I didn't have to *Bleeping* bleep every time I say a naughty word.