Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #6,341 Granted. You are now on fire. I wish I had a satellite.
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #6,342 Granted. It is hurtling towards your house as we speak. I wish I owned a fully operational battlestation.
Granted. It is hurtling towards your house as we speak. I wish I owned a fully operational battlestation.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 Apr 30, 2015 #6,343 Granted, due to the laws of Michael Bay, it must be blown up inconsistently... I wish I looked stylish on the catwalk!
Granted, due to the laws of Michael Bay, it must be blown up inconsistently... I wish I looked stylish on the catwalk!
PiPPUMAX New member Mar 4, 2012 350 0 0 May 1, 2015 #6,344 Granted! the cat's walk stylsiher! D: I wish for my old profile back! ( I do not) xD
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 May 1, 2015 #6,345 Granted, it's own by the Koch brothers... and they would want their money now or they'll break your legs first... I wish there was a British version of American Crime!
Granted, it's own by the Koch brothers... and they would want their money now or they'll break your legs first... I wish there was a British version of American Crime!
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 2, 2015 #6,346 Granted, but it's literally the exact same episodes but with a picture of the Queen wearing a BBC hat in the bottom corner I wish I had a magic carpet
Granted, but it's literally the exact same episodes but with a picture of the Queen wearing a BBC hat in the bottom corner I wish I had a magic carpet
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 2, 2015 #6,347 Granted. It's magically glued to the floor. I wish for a Rube Goldberg Breakfast Machine.
Dalek Caan Pro-Dalek, Anti-You Feb 12, 2011 2,871 0 0 May 2, 2015 #6,348 Granted, the breakfast it makes is laced with cyanide. I wish for my pet dog Jack to live as long as I will.
Granted, the breakfast it makes is laced with cyanide. I wish for my pet dog Jack to live as long as I will.
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 2, 2015 #6,349 Granted. Mind that asteroid... oops, should've said that sooner. I wish I didn't have a headache.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 May 3, 2015 #6,350 Granted! *puts explosives in your head* Just give it a few seconds... I wish to not be a menace in South Central while drinking juice in the hood!
Granted! *puts explosives in your head* Just give it a few seconds... I wish to not be a menace in South Central while drinking juice in the hood!
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 5, 2015 #6,351 Granted! You have been arrested for being drunk in public. I wish for the intuition to always know the right decision.
Granted! You have been arrested for being drunk in public. I wish for the intuition to always know the right decision.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 May 5, 2015 #6,352 Granted, it's only right to them, but never for humanity at large... I wish to have the moves like Jagger!
Granted, it's only right to them, but never for humanity at large... I wish to have the moves like Jagger!
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,836 0 0 May 7, 2015 #6,353 Granted but another player gets jealous and kills you for stealing his girl on the dance floor. I wish for a faster processor for this little computer.
Granted but another player gets jealous and kills you for stealing his girl on the dance floor. I wish for a faster processor for this little computer.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 May 7, 2015 #6,354 Granted, it will overheat, catch on fire, and blow up your living quarters... I wish to win the next rap battle!
Granted, it will overheat, catch on fire, and blow up your living quarters... I wish to win the next rap battle!
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 8, 2015 #6,355 Granted, pity your opponent is a (heavily-armed) sore loser. I wish to appoint the next President. Of any and all countries with Presidents.
Granted, pity your opponent is a (heavily-armed) sore loser. I wish to appoint the next President. Of any and all countries with Presidents.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 May 8, 2015 #6,356 Granted, they must be a wacky, inflatable, arm-waving tube person... I wish I could teach someone how to dougie!
Granted, they must be a wacky, inflatable, arm-waving tube person... I wish I could teach someone how to dougie!
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 8, 2015 #6,357 Granted, they hate you for teaching them this for the rest of their lives. I wish I didn't Google every word I didn't know.
Granted, they hate you for teaching them this for the rest of their lives. I wish I didn't Google every word I didn't know.
Bizzaro Stormy New member Oct 19, 2011 829 0 0 May 8, 2015 #6,358 Granted, you feel the need to only look up words you do know and lose countless man-hours to this habit. I wish for a nice juicy steak.
Granted, you feel the need to only look up words you do know and lose countless man-hours to this habit. I wish for a nice juicy steak.
FPLOON Your #1 Source for the Dino Porn Jul 10, 2013 12,531 0 0 May 8, 2015 #6,359 Granted, it's made out of a nice juice substitute... Bottoms up, I say! I wish I could shoot a fish full of barrels!
Granted, it's made out of a nice juice substitute... Bottoms up, I say! I wish I could shoot a fish full of barrels!
tilmoph Gone Gonzo Jun 11, 2013 922 0 0 May 9, 2015 #6,360 Granted. Sadly it's size is far too great for small arms fire to be effective. I wish I had a killdozer.
Granted. Sadly it's size is far too great for small arms fire to be effective. I wish I had a killdozer.