Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it's in volumes, rather than complete seasons.

I wish to meet voice actors.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, it doesn't make him immune against the waves of sore losers that call themselves "developers", false copyright claims and awful works.

I wish I could unlock achievements cross-platform. As in anything I've unlocked on MS consoles will unlock on Sony consoles and PC.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, they still find a way to fuck everything else up instead...

I wish I remembered like Kara!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Kara can't remember **** and neither can you!

I wish I could manipulate time.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you can't control how far back/forward you go.

I wish could act out a sexual fantasy.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, it's now just stuff that binds just you in particular...

I wish I was on Judge Trudy!

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, you are guilty!

I wish Krauser [http://residentevil.wikia.com/wiki/Jack_Krauser] became a good guy and lived.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, only in the RE movies before he's later killed by Alice...

I wish no one wasted paper money!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. The use of nukes is replaced by more chemical/biological agents.

I wish they would recreate Super Metroid and Metroid Fusion in the 3d first person "behind the visor" style of the Metroid Prime games.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. It self destructs.

I wish David Bowie was still alive, and flying around on a tiger made of lightning.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they crash into oncoming traffic and die again.

I wish I could remember my dreams accurately.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The animals all sue you for eating meat.

I wish rule 34 didn't exist.

 

[UltraDeth]

Granted, they shot it on some local park instead, which is underwhelming to say the least.

I wish nostalgic cartoons were available on demand permanently.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Your nostalgia blinds you to their flaws.

I wish Dennis Farina was still alive.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

He becomes insufferably hyperactive.

I wish you would find happiness.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

They try building a nest in your house instead.

I wish this monstrosity did not exist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

 

[UltraDeth]

They have some weird secret about those LEGO and refuse to let you have them, hiding them in new places.

I wish people didn't get outraged by the most trivial things.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. You went to the 6th circle of hell instead.

I wish everyone would always look on the bright side of life.

 

[FPLOON]

Granted, your next sleep will be permanent by any means necessary... *cracks knuckles*

I wish all generations "get it" simultaneously!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

"it" is actually herpes.

I wish the National High School Finals Rodeo would go away and never come back.