Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. They make you do all the most unpleasant tasks and treat you like crap.

I wish no one would ever die because of a drunk driver ever again.

 

[UltraDeth]

His main attacks falling over and throwing up on people, making him despised by fans and critics.

I wish people would realise sarcasm is a not as witty as they think.

 

[Living_Brain]

Everyone becomes unwittingly sarcastic... ironically

I wish my phone didn't lose power

 

[UltraDeth]

It loses memory instead.

I wish talent knew no bounds.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Every human becomes predesposed to every possible useful creative skill and craft which causes conflict between members of management jobs, artistic jobs and bluecollar workers.

I wish the next poster would go back in time to prevent this thread from happening.

 

[Living_Brain]

Educational kids' shows are now the only type of show.

I wish my voice was smoother, like butter paragliding over a calm lake in South America during sunset.

 

[UltraDeth]

Now you sound like a cross between Barry White and Roger Moore, which causes untold embarrassment as it's all you sound like, even when emotional.

I wish I was a voice actor.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The difference in basic physics between different universes causes a pan-dimentional expanding vacuum, rendering countless planes of life sterile of sentient life or even matter/gravity.

I wish Social Justice movements and their detractors would get along and negotiate a strategy for the betterment of society that would be free of both systemic discrimination and dogmatic ideologies.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

You go back in time and grab your own hand before you click the "post" button. However, due to the fact you never typed the message, you never had a reason to go back in time, effectively this causes a dangerous time paradox. President Alex Jones smiles.

I wish politicians would concetrate more on actual policies instead of emotional rhethoric.

 

[UltraDeth]

Your cat steals food from other cats, instead.

I wish life had cartoon physics.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The vast majority of the population is now terrorised by snarky cartoon animals.

I wish people had amazing superpowers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Then you realize F.P. may've been the best thing to happen to DC.

I wish I was selected to remove Excalibur from the stone.

 

[Living_Brain]

Now you sound like a cross between Barry White and Roger Moore, which causes untold embarrassment as it's all you sound like, even when emotional.

https://youtu.be/XOS8sRrd_Oc?t=1m12s

OT: granted. Disappointed with the knowledge that it's actually only great because DCecret society banded together to pretend it was good, you wander off into nothingness, in pursuit of lasting and meaningful entertainment.

I wish I knew if a meal or product was going to taste good before ordering or buying.