Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted, now people read in to the original meaning of the holiday to the point of obsession and begin show signs of religious/ideological zeal for the duration of the celebration.

I wish forests, rainforests and tundras stopped being destroyed by human industrial expansion

 

[UltraDeth]

Industries expand upon their own constructs, creating towering eyesores. [http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Hive_city]

 

[UltraDeth]

But the weather is unbearable.

I wish I could do parkour.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted, however you become way too overconfident in your abulities, which leads to a few painful, though hilarious accidents

I wish all powerful social structures were run by individuals with a keep sense of morality and ethics.

 

[UltraDeth]

Grammar Nazis distribute severe punishments to those who commit grammatical/typographical errors.

I wish depression wasn't so overwhelming.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Granted. Raw, seething hatred takes its place as being overwhelming.

I wish all it took to become a kung fu master was a 5 minute training montage

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

Granted! Due to the fact that each and every person is now able to attain peak martial arts skills in a few minutes, the importance and social relevance of such a profession are devalued. Being a black belt is as impressive as having an abulity to ride a bike.

Kung Fu is later banned after an accident involving a mentally unstable teenager snapping the necks of 20 of his fellow classmates and teachers.

I wish humans could not do any harm to other humans.

 

[UltraDeth]

People end up spoilt.

I wish I could escape into a dream world when feeling low.

 

[Living_Brain]

You become dependent on that dream world to feel any happiness, and much like a drug addict you leave the real world behind, a recluse forevermore.

I wish for the best pair of headphones

 

[UltraDeth]

A deterrent is more likely to prevent something.

I wish all fruit was easy to peel.

 

[Living_Brain]

Certain fruit, such as citrus, become so easy to peel that they peel themselves. Hanging from a tree becomes too much stress and they simply fall out before harvest, wrecking havoc on the margins of farmers worldwide, and plunging the world into a global, food scarcity induced depression.

I wish sickness was curable through wicked fun entertainment

 

[UltraDeth]

Children as young as 2 can watch porn.

I wish it was acceptable to bring criminals in dead or alive.

 

[Living_Brain]

This change triggers the slippery slope, and within a year the American people have decided to ditch the government and revert to Sheriff laws country-wide.

I wish this kid Nick next to me would fuck off a bit.

 

[UltraDeth]

He takes that as rejection commits suicide.

I wish it was medically possible to make people smarter.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The procedure is effective, however the patients suffer from Flowers for Algernon syndrome.

I wish humans could decide on their gender and apperance once they turn 18.