Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

GodofDisaster

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Dam your clever I can't ruin a wish you didn't make.

I wish that TheDoctor455 made a wish in his last post, so I can ruin it.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but my wish was "I wish I hadn't made a wish". Leaving you with only one corruption possibility... to force me to edit the wish out. It's an endless cycle!

I wish religious extremists would shut the fuck up and stop all of the bickering.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but now all of the non-religious extremists will begin dick-waving immediately.

I wish carrots were purple again.
 

TheDoctor455

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Granted, but now everyone eats them turns purple for the rest of their lives.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but you can no longer breathe air.

I wish TheDoctor455 would make wishes again.
 

TheDoctor455

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Granted, but...

I wish someone would corrupt the following wish: I wish for infinite money.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but because of money being infinite, two things happen:
1. It becomes worthless (see post WWI Germany)
2. You are crushed under its weight

I wish I could fly.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but you can't control it, and you end up flying into space, and die from oxygen starvation.

I wish my cat knew how to clean up after herself.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but corrupting several of them fucks you over more than me.

Case in point.

I wish gypsy ninja pirate zombie king had infinite money.
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but see following:
Eumersian said:
1. It becomes worthless (see post WWI Germany)
2. You are crushed under its weight
I wish I could tune out horrible music at will.
 

GodofDisaster

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Granted but you can no longer listen to the music you like.

I wish hogwarts was real, and I was a wizard there. (That would be awesome)
 

Eumersian

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Sep 3, 2009
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Granted, but you encounter much of the same happenings as the great Harry Potter himself, with all of the disadvantages of it. Also, you're not nearly as successful.

I wish I had a comfy chair.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but every time you sit in it, the Spanish Inquisition shows up.

I wish I were in Monty Python's Flying Circus.
 

i don't know

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Granted, but your jealous friends nail you to the floor, try and fly now!

I wish for a cooler looking gas-mask.
 

TheDoctor455

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Apr 1, 2009
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Granted, but now you really CAN'T take it off.

I wish someone would ruin the following wish:
I wish had a working Portal Gun.