Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. You lose all your organs.

I wish for more updates.

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. *Floods with updates and kills*

I wish for a sharper knife.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but there is no handle on it. Enjoy the cuts you get from holding it!

I wish for Deadpool's powers.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.but you have no control over When they decide to work.

I wish for a new bike.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but when you ride it for the first time, you get hit by a truck.

I wish for the love of a beautiful woman.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, you both lose all your friends.

I wish to be the best comedian in the world.

 

[Athol]

Granted, but you lose your voice

I wish for the question to the answer (42)

 

[Eumersian]

Granted. Enjoy your ban.

I wish I was uglier.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.after getting beaten severely by a person wielding the ugly stikk (tm) your hands contort with agony so much that you can no longer press buttons,like for example on a keyboard or console controller or remote control.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted, everything including you is now on fire. Forever.

I wish for nothing whatsoever.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.

hope you enjoy yourself.
life gets boring
when there's nothing whatsoever to do


I wish my blood was more orangey.

 

[wesdabigman]

Granted. You obtain liver disease, which causes a rather bright discoloration of blood to a more orange tint. Enjoy it in between the vomiting and eventual death.

I wish for a bear with telekinetic powers. There is absolutely nothing that can go wrong here.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, the bear makes you dance, and then offer yourself up for lunch.

I wish to meet my top five favorite actors.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.when you finally get the guts to head over and talk to them,they all find you terribly annoying and gushy.


I wish I had a caravan.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but it's only big enough for an ant.

I wish I had art skills like this:

 

[BigDeadMushy]

granted.but it only works when you're tattooing old people.


I wish for potatoes.

 

[Mercurial Maniac]

Granted, but it turns out that potatoes are responsible for the new E.Coli outbreak.

I wish I had a ton of money.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Yes and it materialises right above your head...

I wish for the sweet embrace of death

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, Death gives you a hug, says he'll call you, but he doesn't.

I wish for a secret female admirer.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted. She constantly steals stuff from you in order to put them into her shrine, in which she worships you. Also... [http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg]

I wish for a tasty hat.