Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[steeple]

granted, you're now haunted by the rest of the body, looking for his head

I wish to rule the world using the monthy-python joke

 

[Robert632]

Granted. After a whole minute in charge, someone usurps your position using the cake joke.

I wish I went mad from the revelation.

 

[steeple]

granted, but now so did everyone else (it wasnt kept a secret...)

I wish I could fly

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you forget how to land.

I wish for a parade.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted but see is actually life sized when you see her standing next to the map of America.

I wish for the head of a zombie.

So... does that mean she's really big or really small? Cause, if she's really big, that would be one hell of a map they have down at the news station.. Except also the map is just on a green screen... so... that would be one hell of a green screen. Although, I suppose her motions could be small and they'd just have a graphic beside her, so that she's not standing beside anything..

And either way, I'm happy, whether she's really big or really small, cause if she's really tall, then more for me! And if she's really small, well that's just too cute!

OT: Granted, a parade is being held in New Mexico, right now. But.. you're not there to see it.

I wish for a dog like Ein from Cowboy Bebop.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but he bit the postman now the council wants him put down.


I wish for a beer.

 

[steeple]

granted, the dog made it...

I wish to derail this thread

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, but then I put it right back on track.

I wish for a chance to win it big.

 

[NightmareWarden]

Granted, you win the lottery, but someone took your lottery ticket after you found out you had won.

I wish for the most epic-looking weapon ever! (what do you think the most epic looking weapon would look like, and what would be the major problem with it would be, don't just say it is a useless weapon -_-).

 

[deletethisone]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but manly men are now hunted for a sport.

I wish for no rain tomorrow.

 

[steeple]

granted, it's hail!

I wish more random people will post here!

 

[Robert632]

Granted. All the new posters are trolls posting pictures of disgusting...stuff.

I wish I could have been less vague in that wish ruining.

 

[steeple]

granted, you perfectly describe cthulhu and go mad as a result

I wish I could see cthulhu and stay (relatively) sane...

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but everyone can see him now, he's a actor now.

I wish I was in a horror comedy troupe.

 

[steeple]

granted, but you forget the u' and are now stuck in tvtropes forever!

I wish for mad skillz...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Granted, you've now got mad skill(s) in peeling potatoes.

I wish that Jones Soda would bring back Cola and Vanilla Cola.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. They use a voodoo ritual to bring back those colas, resulting in a cola zombie apocalypse.

I wish for a sword that's hidden in my butt.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Robert: I don't think that's a bad thing.. I get my colas, and a zompocalypse? Sweet deals!

Granted, it's one of those small plastic swords that people get in their fruity cocktail drinks. And it breaks seconds later.

 

[steeple]

I wish people wont forget about wishing stuff in this thread...