Ruin-A-Wish Foundation.

[Frission]

Granted. You are transformed into an immortal, indestructible statue. You can't move, but hey at least you won't ever get hurt right?

I wish I was omnipotent.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but after becoming bored with the earth you float off into space and just sleep until something interesting happens. It never does...

I wish for a big bowl of ice cream.

 

[Fractral]

Granted. However, you didn't specify how big, so the bowl currently covers Switzerland, and is still growing. In desperation, the nations of the earth take the only solution available- they order you to eat the entire thing.

I wish I owned every game console in existence.

 

[gravian]

Granted, but you become so addicted by the choice and depth of gaming that you forget to sleep, drink and eat and die/ go crazed after only 72 hours.

I wish I had more self-confidence.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, you are now so confident that you think you will survive jumping out of a plane without a parachute.

I wish that I was immune to disease.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, but you are not immune to axes *grins*

I wish I had played more games last year.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

I hereby grant you three dozen copies of E.T. The Game.

I wish I was a voice-actor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Granted but you get to play all the really annoying characters that everyone hates and are underpaid.

I wish for more hours in the day.

 

[username sucks]

Granted, there are now 48 hours in a day. They are each 30 minutes long.

I wish that I no longer needed to sleep.

 

[Fractral]

Granted, your school now owns 500 top of the range, £2000 computers. Its just a shame that this causes the local council to run out of money, meaning that your rubbish is no longer collected. Soon the waste piles up so high that it is impossible to get out of your house.

I wish for more friends.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, you now have a huge amount of Friends [sub]on facebook, due to a glitch whereby everyone on the site is added as your friend[/sub]

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, you now have a huge amount of Friends [sub]on facebook, due to a glitch whereby everyone on the site is added as your friend[/sub]

I wish my internet speed was faster.

Dammit, I clicked on Quote instead of edit.

I wish I payed more attention when posting

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'll grant both. Your internet becomes so fast that you go crazy from the amount of attention you have to give.

I wish today is a good one.

 

[username sucks]

Granted but every other day is a bad one.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted here is your picture frame.

I wish for more power tools.

 

[Fractral]

Granted. You now own every soldering iron on the planet, and they are all packed into your bedroom.

I wish for a nice bushy beard.

 

[username sucks]

Granted. The beard continues to grow until it has covered the planet.

I wish for some ginger ale.

 

[MrCollins]

Granted, it is made form gingers

I wish for more Forum Games

 

[Fractral]

Granted, except that they are all the same game: 'If you woke up in bed with the above avatar'.

I wish for my own private island.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Spoiler

Granted.

I wish Stanley Kubrick had directed one more movie.