RvB
- Thread starter Firehopper
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Wash: I told them caboose did it, apparantly they already have a shortcut on their keyboard for reporting his team kills.
Caboose: Control F.U.
Caboose: Control F.U.
"Tex, I think you are pretty, and you havnt hurt my body in a long time, so I was hoping that we could talk and be friends maybe and hold hands, and you would go with me. And would you woul-with me, you would be my real girlfriend"
I was literally just about to correct myself... less than a minute, seriously.BlastedTheWorm said:
On Halo 3 maps
Sarge: Hey, look at this! It's a central turret that can be used against either team, preferably blue team.
Church: Either team? Man, Caboose is gonna have a heyday with that thing.
Sarge: Hey, look at this! It's a central turret that can be used against either team, preferably blue team.
Church: Either team? Man, Caboose is gonna have a heyday with that thing.
My favorite is probably
"yeah, but Tex, when we say a girl, we mean a girl girl."
"And what the hell does that mean?"
"nothing..."
"Look what I took credit for finding!"
"It's a legitimate strategy!" (It's the way he says it)
"Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round!"
"Shut up ya dirty shisno!" (When Andy suddenly starts talking)
"Andy! You're a real boy!"
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys."
"Dancing Time!"
"Is it a spider?"
"No, it's blue!"
"Is it a blue spider?"
"Have you tried walking it off?" (When Church is unable to move his legs)
"5 comes before 6!"
"Not in a top ten list!"
"Kidneyism? There's no such thing!"
"That's right, because I cured that *****!"
"Does Honk mean yes?
"Honk"
"See, I was right!"
"It's pronounced Joanus!"
I could go on forever but that should do for now.
Sarge's speech from the latest season is amazing but it's too long and I don't remember it. Just watch it.
"It's a legitimate strategy!" (It's the way he says it)
"Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round!"
"Shut up ya dirty shisno!" (When Andy suddenly starts talking)
"Andy! You're a real boy!"
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys."
"Dancing Time!"
"Is it a spider?"
"No, it's blue!"
"Is it a blue spider?"
"Have you tried walking it off?" (When Church is unable to move his legs)
"5 comes before 6!"
"Not in a top ten list!"
"Kidneyism? There's no such thing!"
"That's right, because I cured that *****!"
"Does Honk mean yes?
"Honk"
"See, I was right!"
"It's pronounced Joanus!"
I could go on forever but that should do for now.
Sarge's speech from the latest season is amazing but it's too long and I don't remember it. Just watch it.
"YOU SHOT CHURCH, YOU TEAM-KILLING FUCKTARD!!" - Tucker lolI Resurection I said:
"There is no 11, you FUCKING WHORE!" - Church.ForgottenPr0digy said:
"No, no. I mean... if we were to pull out now, and they were to come take out base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop de fuckin doo." - Simmons
OMG how did I forget that! That is one of my favourite quotes! Aw, who am I kidding, nearly every quote is my favourite.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Blood Gulch Chronicles, Season 5. Episode 80 [http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=220].Hamster at Dawn said:
Which brings up another good quote:
"Simmons, you can pack up the toiletries and remaining MRE's. And be sure not to mix them up, or we'll never be able to tell them apart again." - Sarge
