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My favorite is probably
"yeah, but Tex, when we say a girl, we mean a girl girl."
"And what the hell does that mean?"
"nothing..."
"Look what I took credit for finding!"
"It's a legitimate strategy!" (It's the way he says it)
"Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round!"
"Shut up ya dirty shisno!" (When Andy suddenly starts talking)
"Andy! You're a real boy!"
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys."
"Dancing Time!"
"Is it a spider?"
"No, it's blue!"
"Is it a blue spider?"
"Have you tried walking it off?" (When Church is unable to move his legs)
"5 comes before 6!"
"Not in a top ten list!"
"Kidneyism? There's no such thing!"
"That's right, because I cured that *****!"
"Does Honk mean yes?
"Honk"
"See, I was right!"
"It's pronounced Joanus!"
I could go on forever but that should do for now.
Sarge's speech from the latest season is amazing but it's too long and I don't remember it. Just watch it.
"It's a legitimate strategy!" (It's the way he says it)
"Time is not made of lines, it is made of circles. That is why clocks are round!"
"Shut up ya dirty shisno!" (When Andy suddenly starts talking)
"Andy! You're a real boy!"
"This doesn't seem physically possible!"
"I would just like to let everyone know that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys."
"Dancing Time!"
"Is it a spider?"
"No, it's blue!"
"Is it a blue spider?"
"Have you tried walking it off?" (When Church is unable to move his legs)
"5 comes before 6!"
"Not in a top ten list!"
"Kidneyism? There's no such thing!"
"That's right, because I cured that *****!"
"Does Honk mean yes?
"Honk"
"See, I was right!"
"It's pronounced Joanus!"
I could go on forever but that should do for now.
Sarge's speech from the latest season is amazing but it's too long and I don't remember it. Just watch it.
"YOU SHOT CHURCH, YOU TEAM-KILLING FUCKTARD!!" - Tucker lolI Resurection I said:
"There is no 11, you FUCKING WHORE!" - Church.ForgottenPr0digy said:
"No, no. I mean... if we were to pull out now, and they were to come take out base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop de fuckin doo." - Simmons
OMG how did I forget that! That is one of my favourite quotes! Aw, who am I kidding, nearly every quote is my favourite.Kungfu_Teddybear said:
Blood Gulch Chronicles, Season 5. Episode 80 [http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=220].Hamster at Dawn said:
Which brings up another good quote:
"Simmons, you can pack up the toiletries and remaining MRE's. And be sure not to mix them up, or we'll never be able to tell them apart again." - Sarge
Thanks a lot, I haven't seen that in a while and it brightened up my day. There's at least 5 brilliant quotes just in that episode.2xDouble said:
Washington: "Wait, who said that?"
Sarge: "I did! Caught by a classic misdirection."
(While not as funny in text form, I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes after I saw this part for myself)
Oh, man. Sarge is definitely my favourite.
Sarge: "I did! Caught by a classic misdirection."
(While not as funny in text form, I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes after I saw this part for myself)
Oh, man. Sarge is definitely my favourite.
"Scuse me, pardon me ooh scuse me pardon me excuse me ma'am" (It's the episode when Tex comes back and starts smashing through the heavy metal door, Caboose did that even when he was past the Red guys. XD
Tucker: "Arent we always in the present?"
Sarge: "The present has been destroyed, we are in the future."
Doc: "Im a pacifist"
Caboose: "You are a thing that babies suck on."
Tucker: "No, thats a pedophile"
Church: "I believe Caboose means pacifier"
Caboose/Omalley:"My name name is Michael J Caboose, and I.....HATE....BABIES!"
Sarge: "The present has been destroyed, we are in the future."
Doc: "Im a pacifist"
Caboose: "You are a thing that babies suck on."
Tucker: "No, thats a pedophile"
Church: "I believe Caboose means pacifier"
Caboose/Omalley:"My name name is Michael J Caboose, and I.....HATE....BABIES!"
after caboose throws a spike grenade directly at the wall in front of him
"it wasnt my fault someone put a wall in my way"
"it wasnt my fault someone put a wall in my way"