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tehbeard

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"I do not want to catch pregnancy"

"I feel defeated, yet inextricably rejuvanated"
 

CounterAttack

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Sarge has some of the best lines I've ever heard/quoted:

"I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell is paid in advance! Or my personal favourite, 'You just got Sarge'd.'"

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"Agent Wash - "
"Son of a *****."
"You just got - " *Sarge fires his shotgun* "God dammit, I messed up mah one-liner!"
 

savageoblivi0n

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O'Malley (escaping with Lopez): and now i make my escape with my metallic hostage...never to be seen again! Unless i want to be seen...in which case, if i see you....before you see me...LOOK OUT!
last ep of season 2 :D
 

khiliani

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Simmons:"your wearing modern, top of the line bullet proof armour, what are bats going to do to you"
Griff: "you know what else might be in the caves? snakes"
Simmons: "fuck it, lets go stand by the light"

or

Griff "they were asking me all these questions, i think they wanted infomation"
Simmons "WHAT? they wanted infomation and they took you? i mean, i was right there"
 

Sun Flash

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"Your toast has been burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts"
 

Kraiiit

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"My armour's not pink. It's lightish red!"
"Yeah, guess what- they already have a color for lightish red. You know what it's called? Pink."

Also: "Get the fuck away from my ship, tomato-can."
 

chozo_hybrid

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ilikepie59 said:
chozo_hybrid said:
"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"
Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"
My bad, it's late here and I'm tired XD Thanks.
 

Max01234

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Caboose: My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies.

Church: You will fear my LASER-FACE!

Washington: Wait, what's that noise? Is that a ... CAR!!!
 

ilikepie59

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chozo_hybrid said:
ilikepie59 said:
chozo_hybrid said:
"Why are there six pedals when there's only four directions?"
Tucker: "Why are there only 4 levers when there are 6 directions?"
My bad, it's late here and I'm tired XD Thanks.
Lol! No, You're absolutely right.
Tucker said the other quote in season 7 while trying to drive the Elephant.
 

SalamanderJoe

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The Monty Oum episode. (Monty Oum did Dead Fantasy if you don't know. Search google if you don't know what Dead Fantasy is)

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

 

judowarrior

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Andy: Caboose! Why did you help us?
Caboose: I was helping you watch
Andy: What if something had happened?
Caboose: I'm sure I would have seen it
 

Nairang

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"we're in the future and everything is shiny here"
"im a lover not a digger"
"i don't want to live in a world without big explosion"
"when it goes off i'll be fine it only affects computers remeber and i am a mother fucking ghost"
"aren't we supposed to run away from explosions?"
 

Lullabye

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captaincabbage said:
Cobbs said:
Of course i can use this thing. Swish Swish Stab Stab. Its a sword dude not a fucking fighter jet!
lol I love a bit later in that episode with the crateer full of health packs.
"Sarge! Are you okay?"
"Huh, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvinated!"
"She knocked the black off of you!"
[sub]"That's racist...[/sub]
 

captaincabbage

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Lullabye said:
captaincabbage said:
Cobbs said:
Of course i can use this thing. Swish Swish Stab Stab. Its a sword dude not a fucking fighter jet!
lol I love a bit later in that episode with the crateer full of health packs.
"Sarge! Are you okay?"
"Huh, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvinated!"
"She knocked the black off of you!"
[sub]"That's racist...[/sub]
"Wait, which one do I shoot?"
[sub]"Shoot the one that's winning dumbass!"[/sub]
"Oh right."
 

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There's too many to write down!

"That's a lot of graves man, lot's of holes to fill, bow chika wow wow" - Tucker
"No seriously Caboose has crazy upper body strength, me and Church think it's gods way of compensating." - Tucker
"There is no eleven you FUCKING WHORE!!" - Church
"Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice.." - Caboose

and then there's some of my favourite conversations:

Church - "i think we could have got that thing if i at least hit it a few more times"
Tucker - "A few more times? how about one time."
Church - "Well i think i at least landed a couple of shots"
Tex - "You didn't hit anything but the wall.."
Church - "How the hell would you know you were running straight backwards!"
Tex - "This is a long range weapon, i need distance to use it effectively"
Tucker - "Where were you planning on shooting him from the fucking moon? if you backed up any further you would have had to mail him the bullets"


Sarge - "We want the flag-"
Simmons - "wait a minute the last time we got the flag that chick in black armour showed up.."
Sarge - "..to stay right where it is. Keep the flag"

Tex - "i've been gone a week and you get yourself another girl on the team?!"
Tucker - "Whoa... tread lightly dude, tread lightly"

Doc - "I'm a pacifist"
Caboose - "you're a thing that babies suck on?"
Tucker - "No dude that's a paedophile"