That was the best line ever. Of all time.Monicro said:
anyways, seeing as I can't use that one now I choose this one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMYTQUw8Lc]
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anyways, seeing as I can't use that one now I choose this one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMYTQUw8Lc]
Washington: "Quick Caboose throw that grenade"
Caboose: *throws stick grenade only 1 ft in front of them*
Washington: "That has to be the worst throw...ever...Of all Time!!"
Caboose: "Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way."
Caboose: *throws stick grenade only 1 ft in front of them*
Washington: "That has to be the worst throw...ever...Of all Time!!"
Caboose: "Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way."
"You ratted me out, you SON-OF-A-*****!"
"Hey, Meta--settle a bet, would ya?"
"Then you have no way of understanding what a Shizno is."
"Dude, could you not talk that way around me when I'm playing with my thing?"
"Why...won't you just...kill me?"
The punchlines are, almost without fail, the best.
"Hey, Meta--settle a bet, would ya?"
"Then you have no way of understanding what a Shizno is."
"Dude, could you not talk that way around me when I'm playing with my thing?"
"Why...won't you just...kill me?"
The punchlines are, almost without fail, the best.
"Tucker, are hungry?? Are...are hungry??? Are you cold??? You want a blanket? Tucker, do you want a hotdog in a blanket?"
Priceless.
Priceless.
O'Malley: It's quiet. Too quiet.*gunshot* Suddenly it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet.
Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
Grif: What about HD-DVD?
Sarge: Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. So it's being replaced with HHD DDVVDDBVDs.
Doc: You know, I really think we should try a NON-violent approach to resolve this.
O'Malley: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely," and after the word "violent," include the phrase, "BLOOD EXPLOSION EXTRAORDINAIRE!" HAHAHAHA!
Grif: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.
Simmons: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.
Donut: No. Ironic would be instead of that guy kidnapping Lopez, Lopez kidnapped him.
Sarge: I think it would be ironic if our guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds.
Caboose: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.
Grif: What about HD-DVD?
Sarge: Bad marketing. Not enough repeated letters in the name to be catchy. So it's being replaced with HHD DDVVDDBVDs.
Andy: Hey Caboose, level with me pal, I don't look like a bowling ball do I?
Caboose: No Andy, you're not nearly that fat. (turns around)
Andy: Because I've been working out you know? I've been doing pull ups, crunches, and...
Sarge: Yoink.
Andy: What?
Caboose: Andy? (Turns around) Andy? What happened to you?
Lopez's head: (Quick, before they come back, dig a hole and bury me. Please.) translated from Spanish.
Caboose: Andy! You've turned into a real boy!
Caboose: No Andy, you're not nearly that fat. (turns around)
Andy: Because I've been working out you know? I've been doing pull ups, crunches, and...
Sarge: Yoink.
Andy: What?
Caboose: Andy? (Turns around) Andy? What happened to you?
Lopez's head: (Quick, before they come back, dig a hole and bury me. Please.) translated from Spanish.
Caboose: Andy! You've turned into a real boy!
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS."
"Now we'll learn the colors. Can you say purple? Pur-"
"BLARG"
"-pul"
"BLARG!"
"Great! Once we learn all the colors, we'll learn why you shouldn't judge people by them."
I love Doc.
"Now we'll learn the colors. Can you say purple? Pur-"
"BLARG"
"-pul"
"BLARG!"
"Great! Once we learn all the colors, we'll learn why you shouldn't judge people by them."
I love Doc.