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[Daffy F]

The Monty Oum episode. (Monty Oum did Dead Fantasy if you don't know. Search google if you don't know what Dead Fantasy is)

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

"What have you got against my Balls?"

OR: "Hey Meta! Settle the argument! Does that look like a big cat to you?"

 

[Firehopper]

Another one I just watched. "The recording is in Spanish? That doesn't make any sense"

 

[Legendairy314]

Wash: That was the worst throw ever...of all time...

Caboose: It's not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.

 

[archvile93]

"Hey Meta, settle a bet would ya? Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?" Sarge to the Meta

"Hey Grif, I've lost my shotgun! What am I gonna do without my shotgun!? Shotgun Damnit!!!!" Sarge attempting to get Grif to recognize the codeword

"What's the matter Tex, having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry it happens to everybody, well not me but..." Tucker mocking Tex's inability to use his sword

 

[WittyName]

Sarge: "Will you put that in a memo entitled "Shit I already know"?"

 

[Blindswordmaster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg0bHiLFFI4
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[Bovver]

"It's the beast, the anti-flag! Come to live among us and rule us for seven years. The end is nigh! DORSH" Red Zealot or "I regret nothing I lived as few men dare to dream"

 

[Brikson]

"Oh can I go again. I just thought of a swear wird that rhymes with Kentucky." Grif

Also episode 10 from season 8. The entire thing. Dear God i was laughing so hard at the entire thing.

 

[katsumoto03]

"Last time I got a purple heart and next time I hope to get a purple lung and I will make a purple person and we will be best friends."

-Michael J. Caboose

 

[Burningsok]

''That was the worst throw ever... of all time.'' - Agent Washington.

Have you seen the second last ep of the newest season. "That was the second worst throw ever...of all time."

How about sarge in the newer episodes, I can't remember what it's called.

Sarge "That was the worst driving of all time".

 

[smeghead25]

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

Yup, there is no competition. This had me screaming with laughter in the middle of my fucking uni library.

I forgot about 'YOU RATTED ME OUT YOU SON OF A *****!!'

Just watched it for the millionth time and cracked up when Tex grabs Tucker's energy sword and it goes out. "What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody. Well, not me but..."

 

[KefkaCultist]

The best Red vs. Blue line can't be quoted, it can only be experienced [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTNR8OVKQhs]

That was the best line ever. Of all time.

anyways, seeing as I can't use that one now I choose this one [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMYTQUw8Lc]

 

[kikon9]

"I AM CABOOSE! THE VEHICLE DESTROYER!"

 

[I Max95]

EDIT damnit the person rigth above me took it
oh well ill just condtibute this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qGeEueQYkc

 

[Madara XIII]

Washington: "Quick Caboose throw that grenade"

Caboose: *throws stick grenade only 1 ft in front of them*

Washington: "That has to be the worst throw...ever...Of all Time!!"

Caboose: "Not my fault, somebody put a wall in my way."

 

[Madara XIII]

"PROTECT ME CONE!!"

Yup, there is no competition. This had me screaming with laughter in the middle of my fucking uni library.

I forgot about 'YOU RATTED ME OUT YOU SON OF A *****!!'

Just watched it for the millionth time and cracked up when Tex grabs Tucker's energy sword and it goes out. "What's the matter Tex, you having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry, it happens to everybody. Well, not me but..."

LOL my favorite was from sarge.

"Wow she knocked the black off ya" XD

 

[SargeGO]

You just got Sarged

 

[Telasro]

Church: There's no "I" in team, Grif
Grif: Yeah? Well there's no "U" either! So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team, there is no godddamn team! The team sucks!