Dear stuff,
all you guys (and girls, of course) know what you mean to me, as we talk often - still, let's make it public: all of you rock in your own way!
I'd also like to embrace this opportunity and thank a very special something which does its unthankful job each and every day, never complains, but gets way too much appreciation for it - my toilet; you are an awesome invention (together with all the stuff that comes after you)
Thank you all for your loyal service over all these years.
Sincerely,
s0p0g